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Let's spread some musical misinformation

An "envelope follower" is a full-time musician hired part-time by the post office to track mail...

An "envelope filter" is when the aforementioned musician uses somebody's letter to roll up some jazz cabbage...



Now you know how mail sometimes goes missing.
Jazz Cabbage,now Theres a phrase I haven't heard since my first jazz/fusion band.lets see that would have1978.......Bc.
 
In a press release yesterday Fender announced its newest bass features a kale body laminate that gives the bass a "truly organic" tone. With two jazz pickups the bass has been named the JJ Kale. Puzzling though is Fender's statement that the bass can only be purchased "after midnight".
 
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