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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Carlos Santana is one of my favorite musicians, his ability to play and sing so soulfully is amazing. By comparison I'm a hack, I'd hire out the vocals and just focus on playing the guitar. Guess that's why he makes the big bucks.

I'm just amazed he can combine his musical career with an annual delivery service that outstrips the logistics of Amazon. I presume Jeff Bezos must have learned a lot from him.
 
David Bowie started as a one man band. Because of the great difficulty of playing all the instruments simultaneously, he outsourced drums, guitar and bass and then keyboards. After he had outsourced all the musical instruments, he decided to also outsource vocals. The growing fan base thought that David Jones, the hired singer, was David Bowie. The outsourced band members and singer eventually realized that they didn't need David Bowie and fired him but never corrected the fans assumption that Jones was Bowie.
 
I'm just amazed he can combine his musical career with an annual delivery service that outstrips the logistics of Amazon. I presume Jeff Bezos must have learned a lot from him.
How right you are!
Little known fact - Carlos Santana had a special entry in his contract that allowed him to take one day off per year from his rigorous tour and recording sessions to pursue other interests. It's referred to as the Santana Clause.
 
David Bowie started as a one man band. Because of the great difficulty of playing all the instruments simultaneously, he outsourced drums, guitar and bass and then keyboards. After he had outsourced all the musical instruments, he decided to also outsource vocals. The growing fan base thought that David Jones, the hired singer, was David Bowie. The outsourced band members and singer eventually realized that they didn't need David Bowie and fired him but never corrected the fans assumption that Jones was Bowie.

I see you've been reading about Shane Fenton
 
Ed Sheeran will soon be outsourcing a number of instruments. He has already outsourced song writing to Marvin Gaye.

I outsourced my song writing to Rufus Wainwright, who outsourced it to Laura Viers, who outsourced it to Katie Melua, who outsourced it back to me. When I finally wrote a hit I had to pay 120% of the royalties. So I sued Melua, who sued Viers, who sued Wainwright, but somehow when I went to court I ended up suing myself.
 
Everyone assumes that a double bass looks like a giant violin. It actually looks like this
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