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Songs don't actually need bass. Bass is a government plot to get people hooked on groove. And we all know what that leads to...

A Differently Ordered Set List might make an interesting band name...All those prog rock musicians are playing the same songs. They just aren't playing them at the same time. Everyone knows that prog rock is just blues with each musician having a differently ordered set list.
A Differently Ordered Set List might make an interesting band name...
Many people think that the musical term "bass" derives from the fish. This is incorrect. In music, the word "bass" comes from the ancient Greek word "brass". (In Ancient Greek, the "r" was silent.) This is because the first bass instrument was invented by Leonidas Sousaphus , somewhere around 300 BC. In the Ancient World, lining your dining hall with Sousaphone players was a sign of great prestige. Greece started the Brass Wars for this very reason, and ancient tablets to this day are inscribed with the Greek proverb, "I'm all about that brass."
The famous photo on The Beatles' "Abbey Road" was actually the first attempt at photoshop. It was discovered too late that the photo in question had too many obvious mistakes to print (Paul was wearing shoes, John was clean shaven, there was a double decker bus broken down a block away, and there was a discarded fish and chips container in the crosswalk), but the label put it out anyway. Ringo was so upset he wrote "No No Song", but had to change the lyrics to avoid being sued.
Maybe in the UK, here in the States it was called PhotoShoppe. They wanted to call it "YeOldePhotoShoppe" but that was too many letters for the internet to handle at the time.Of course it was called Photo Boutique back then.
George Harrison wanted to play guitar more than produce (which he excelled at) so he hired a janitor to pose in the photos as "Martin the producer". This was sort of an inside joke, as "My Favorite Martian" was George's favorite TV show. He couldn't call the producer "Martian" so he dropped the "A". When he introduced the janitor/actor to the band, he said: "Paul, Martin; Martin, Paul. John, Martin; Martin, John, Ringo, …" you can guess the rest.The Beatles were a hit making machine, having produced more than 200 hit singles. Most were written by Lennon McCartney and that has misled people to believe that John Lennon and Paul McCartney were great song writers. However, as a joke, Ringo Star wrote songs under the pen name Lennon McCartney and was the true hit maker of the Beatles.