Let's spread some musical misinformation

[felonious69]

And you can use different sauces for different types of sound.

I prefer the dry rub.

 

[PillO]

Before ZZ TOP, Billy Gibbon was originally Billy Gibboff, 'til his timing got better.
And I don't even wanna talk about Michael Jackson....
I have to behave, I've been warned!

You are so wrong about Billy Gibbon.

He has a big beard, sunglasses and at least one large hat on at all times. It is to hide hos true nature. But his true nature is given away by his name.

Here is a rare photo taken without hat, beard, and glasses, while singing.

 

[PillO]

I prefer the dry rub.

Too much information!

 

[felonious69]

Too much information!

It takes a delicate touch (kinda). It's somewhat like good blues or...never mind.
I have to behave...I've been warned!

 

[felonious69]

The power of your amp is directly proportional to how many screws it has inside, because 1 watt =1 amp x 1 bolt

Well that's nuts!
I'm screwed.
I looked it up...It's true...OhMG's law

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Why isn't there a place to plug in my amp on my Bass Boat! I'm thinking these boat makers know nothing about music !

 

[felonious69]

Why isn't there a place to plug in my amp on my Bass Boat! I'm thinking these boat makers know nothing about music !

Did you buy an upright bass boat?

 

[felonious69]

Did you buy an upright bass boat?

I thought I was buying a nice Bass boat. Turns out it was a Teisco...just Crappy

 

[mikeoso]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but the actual origin of that popular clip-on tuner is to be found in the writings of Lewis Carroll. The item was so sought after in his day that his extended poem was entitled Invalid Link Removed

 

[felonious69]

*alarmed*

 

[PillO]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but the actual origin of that popular clip-on tuner is to be found in the writings of Lewis Carroll. The item was so sought after in his day that his extended poem was entitled Invalid Link Removed

Because you are hunting for the right note? Wouldn't that apply more to fretless?

 

[felonious69]

Because you are hunting for the right note? Wouldn't that apply more to fretless?

I heard something once that the number of fretles someone has shows how many souls they have stolen.
Wait...was it frettles? Not completely sure on this one.

 

[felonious69]

I heard something once that the number of fretles someone has shows how many souls they have stolen.
Wait...was it frettles? Not completely sure on this one.

Someone also told me that everything Ginger Baker did was fretles.

 

[felonious69]

Sweet little Hannah Montana was going places as a wholesome child-star, until her father Billy Ray Vicarious played the Mike Oldfield, Exorcist theme for her and she developed a dual personality, a sort of a possession.
Because of this possession she developed an obsession involving fame and concessions, and spiritual regression and subsequent depression, hence her recent confessions about her moral transgressions.
She's a mess!

 

[-Asdfgh-]

You are so wrong about Billy Gibbon.

He has a big beard, sunglasses and at least one large hat on at all times. It is to hide hos true nature. But his true nature is given away by his name.

Here is a rare photo taken without hat, beard, and glasses, while singing.
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The Goodies wrote a song about him, from when he was in a soul band.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Why isn't there a place to plug in my amp on my Bass Boat! I'm thinking these boat makers know nothing about music !

You plug it into a passing electric eel.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The upside down bass never really caught on.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I prefer the dry rub.

Ogden's Nut Gone Flake* ?

* Now available in the extended '99' format.

 

[PillO]

The upside down bass never really caught on.

It did in Australia...

 

[felonious69]

You plug it into a passing electric eel.

I live between two lakes. We only have acoustic eels.