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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by pklima, Sep 26, 2013.


  1. It would appear that Tanya Roberts has been the most recent resident of Schrodinger's box...

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  2. [/misinformation]
    Dagnabbit... Palate...


    The only thing I hate more than frickn typos, is not being able to fix them.

    CURSE the edit-abusers who caused the powers-that-TB to limit editing.

    [misinformation]


    Speaking of PALATE, I had a big feast last night...


    I had Meatloaf and Korn smothered in Hot Butter. The Lovin' Spoonful of Stew made with fresh Black Eyed Peas was particularly scrumptious, and a Cracker, not so much. All the Hot Tuna needed was a dash of Salt-n-Pepa for the Phish Taco (had a Reel Big Fish from Trout Fishing In Quebec). The Eels were so-so, but the Fruit de Mers was succulent, Clams Casino is rich with Iron & Wine, or course, for libations with the meal. Oh, and a loaf of Bread with The Jam and Marmalade on the side.

    The Lambchop was tender (a replacement for a steak mistake, T-Bone Burnett) and served with Broccoli. I found, however, even with my pension for Spice, Girls, that the baked dish of Smashing Pumpkins and Gourds augmented with Red Hot Chilli Peppers was a bit overwhelming — to cool the flaming tastebuds, quenched my throat with Neutral Milk, Hotel staff well-know this little secret, further cooled it with an Ice Cube and Ice-T.

    For dessert: Blood Orange, Wild Cherry, Cranberries, Raspberries, Peaches and fresh Cream (a few Peaches and Herb, too) topped up on a Cake of Sugarloaf with a dollop of Sherbert sprinkled with Coco. To wash all that down, Orange Juice with some Lemonheads and Sugarcubes chilled with Vanilla Ice — what I like to call a Tangerine Dream. Finally, a small slice of Vanilla Fudge and some Hot Chocolate with Candy Hearts, it was Sweet.
     
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  3. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    In 2021 some band names will expire. If they don't pay the elongation fee in time, they'll cease to exist and their music will be removed from stores and media. It'll even be illegal to listen to their music.
     
  4. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    That’s funny. Back in the day some guys I knew started a band called the Beatles since the other Beatles broke up due to Yoko and Dobly stuff. They got C&D from lawyers. Some lawyers apparently weren’t in on the gag.
     
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  5. It will be that odd legal situation in which the band is illegal but the song is legitimate. So you would be allowed to buy the music eventhough the store can not sell it, and you would not be able to listen to the music but you could hum it.
     
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  6. Same thing happened to the Be-Atles, Met-Allica, and K.T. Perrie
     
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  7. The world needs music ... Music and clean bathrooms..
     
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  8. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
    Indy
    The Gene Deer Band
    I'm sure that back in the day when I lived with my folks and played some of my 45's they probably thought, "The world needs clean music".
     
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  9. Once again, musical M&A day has come. There are a couple of notable deals this year with Gibson acquiring Mesa Boogie and Korg acquiring Aguilar. In previous years on M&A day, we have seen deals such as Yamaha buying Ampeg.
     
  10. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    Scientists are wrong! It's music that makes the world go round!
     
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  11. Money makes the world go round. The idea that it was music was based on mistaking correlation for causation. In the 70s, rock stars were rich and thought that it was the music that made the world go round. But it was the money. And a lot of coke.
     
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  12. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    ...and alcoholic beverages.
     
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  13. Well, yeah. To mix with the coke. Nobody drank rum and Tab.
     
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  14. No - apparently Fat Bottomed Girls are what makes the world go round
     
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  15. That was in the early years of the solar system, before the Moon stabilised the Earth's spin on its axis, as Fat Bottomed Girls made the rocking world go round. Fat bottomed girls do themselves moon occasionally, causing an eclipse. Bonnie Tyler wrote a cheeky number about this, called Total Eclipse of the Ar$e but Freddie sued for plagiarism so Bonnie bought him off by changing the title and naming an inner planet after him.
     
  16. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
    Indy
    The Gene Deer Band
    One of the COVID positive drummers I mentioned in a previous post died yesterday. He was a Vietnam vet, retired chief of police, and blues jam host for many years until only weeks ago. Super nice guy; he will be missed. :bawl:
     
  17. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    They have their own centre of gravity.
     
  18. I have so far resisted the temptation to say that it is a black hole.
     
  19. Don't mention Calcutta, don't mention Calcutta, don't mention Calcutta
     
  20. For the British, the mention of Calcutta is far...

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