Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PDW30]

When dealing with "crackling" pots and you decide to start by trying contact cleaner ...

We all know that those spray cans always over-spray. So, make sure you have a cigarette lighter, matches, or other ignition device so you can burn off the over-spray!

You're welcome!

Actually a modern version of an old truth: it was when an upright bass player touched his newly-varnished instrument with his reefer that the term Hot Jazz was invented.

 

[Jay2U]

Punk rock was invented by Sid Vicious, who inadvertently played a jazz piece backwards.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Punk rock was invented by Sid Vicious, who inadvertently played a jazz piece backwards.

Aren't jazz pieces already listenable pieces played backwards?

 

[Scooter Johnson]

1. Speaking of backward, if you play Elvis' Blue Suede Shoes backward you hear the correct way to make banana peanut butter sandwiches

 

[pklima]

As a delinquent teenager, Townes Van Zandt would break into cemeteries and leave plastic noses on random graves. He later wrote a song inspired by that.

 

[Jay2U]

A snake and an apple were already there in Paradise. Music followed instantly after eating the apple; the blues.

 

[PDW30]

All YouTube bass guitar teachers have been genetically modified to have spiders at the ends of their arms instead of hands.

 

[PillO]

All YouTube bass guitar teachers have been genetically modified to have spiders at the ends of their arms instead of hands.

There are no youtube demonstrations in which the playing matches the sound. All are fake.

And all the tabs found on ultimate guitar are absolutely accurate.

 

[Michael Stanley 2112]

... And all the tabs found on ultimate guitar are absolutely accurate.

I was in a band with a guy who seemed to believe this very thing. We he needed to learn a song, his first step wasn't listening to it/trying to figure out; it was a click on that very website.

I kept telling him: those people can be just as wrong as you can be.

 

[Jay2U]

Drums can not be tuned.

 

[IamGroot]

Prices of boutique basses plummeted during the Covid Pandemic due to the glut of Zon and Darren Huff basses that were dumped on the market.

 

[zontar]

If it wasn't for TV the Les Paul Junior and all Fender amps would not exist.
It's a cosmic impossibility to have one without the other.

 

[pklima]

Gary Moore, Steven Tyler and Bill Murray got their start on TV in the 1950s, trying to cash in on the success of the Monkees with the Murray-Tyler-Moore show.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Drums can not be tuned.

They can, however, be tunaed.

 

[mikeoso]

Ask him:

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Ah, Zaphod's just this guy, yannow?

 

[mikeoso]

Ah, Zaphod's just this guy, yannow?

However, the company softball team values him. He's great for pitching double headers.

 

[PDW30]

However, the company softball team values him. He's great for pitching double headers.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Why is it that my piano has 88 keys yet my garage door only has one?

 

[IamGroot]

The piano has 88 keys and 87 of them are minor.

 

[PDW30]

Why is it that my piano has 88 keys yet my garage door only has one?

Because it's easier to steal a car than a piano?