Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PillO]

Not for Nixon's legendary skills in physical comedy?

Gerald Ford was the politician known for his physical comedy skills. It is said that Chevy Chase studied under him.

 

[PillO]

One of the funnier practical jokes that get played regularly is supergluing the guitarists amp knobs at 1. Guitarists never tire of the joke.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I say cod piece, but actually Anderson wears a salmon piece.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

One of the funnier practical jokes that get played regularly is supergluing the guitarists amp knobs at 1. Guitarists never tire of the joke.

You don't need glue. You just add an extra 1 with a sharpie next to the 1 and they will naturally 'turn it up to 11'. It's the only way I know to get a guitarist to turn down, except presenting them with a 5W amp with a 'goes to 11' knob to replace their 50W amp.

 

[mrjim123]

We are all grateful that Anderson keeps his codpiece on.

Yes, one flute on display at a time is enough.

 

[Jay2U]

Are you confusing Penn and Teller's show with a tutorial on tuning basses again?

No confusing, as Penn is a bass magician.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

No confusing, as Penn is a bass magician.

Actually, Penn doesn't really play bass, it's just Teller, a cunning ventriloquist, throwing his voice when Penn 'plays' bass. Penn is actually mute too - it's all Teller.

 

[Koshchei]

The measurement delta between a person's index and ring fingers determines whether they have a genetic predisposition to be a downbeat-clapper.

 

[Scooter Johnson]

Now that Thanksgiving is just a few days away we should all go into the kitchen and boil our old bass strings but because of the holiday remember to add pumpkin spice to the water

 

[Jay2U]

Sagittarius is the sign of the guitar player.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

Sagittarius is the sign of the guitar player.

So True!

 

[PDW30]

is the sign of the lead guitarist
is the sign of the rhythm guitarist
is the sign of the drummer
is the sign of the bass player
is the sign of the band manager

 

[Michael Stanley 2112]

For those of us who can't seem to acquire that perfect tone (Yes, I said "us". I'm one):

Instead of trying one new set of pickups after another and spending gobs of money on new amps. and effects pedals, listen to the experts.

Hold your hands up near your ears. "Everyone" knows: "Tone is in the fingers".

You may not need to replace pickups, when you can just replace fingers!

 

[mrjim123]

Cigarettes are like bass players. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

 

[PDW30]

You may not need to replace pickups, when you can just replace fingers!

Anyone know a good, reliable Igor?

 

[Michael Stanley 2112]

Anyone know a good, reliable Igor?

Coming, mathster!

 

[PDW30]

Coming, mathster!

Thanks. [wipes face]

 

[Michael Stanley 2112]

Thanks. [wipes face]

I actually do a pretty good "Igor" (especially when my dentures aren't in).

 

[Michael Stanley 2112]

When dealing with "crackling" pots and you decide to start by trying contact cleaner ...

We all know that those spray cans always over-spray. So, make sure you have a cigarette lighter, matches, or other ignition device so you can burn off the over-spray!

You're welcome!

 

[PDW30]

I actually do a pretty good "Igor" (especially when my dentures aren't in).

Won't believe it until I see a modified Glarry with the stitches showing.