Let's spread some musical misinformation

[PDW30]

My lingerie is crocheted from guitar strings...

As a friend of mine would say, "too much information."

 

[Jay2U]

My lingerie is crocheted from guitar strings...

G-strings, I suppose?

 

[PDW30]

G-strings, I suppose?

And I was having a good afternoon ... gee, thanks

 

[PillO]

G-strings, I suppose?

No, some are granny panties...

 

[PillO]

To boost sales, the Jazz bass is to be rebranded the Jay-Z bass. Taylor is releasing a Swift model. The best Rickenbacker could manage was a tie-in with Justin Bieber, so gave up.

Tim Hortons (Canadian coffee and donut chain) is guiding to a loss on Q4 and the year despite beating expectations in Q2 and Q3. The sudden losses are blamed on the chain's donut collaboration with Justin Bieber.

 

[PDW30]

Tim Hortons (Canadian coffee and donut chain) is guiding to a loss on Q4 and the year despite beating expectations in Q2 and Q3. The sudden losses are blamed on the chain's donut collaboration with Justin Bieber.

... but the real reason is the collapse of a deal with Fender, which was based on marketing experts' advice that a donut would make a good mute for a bass guitar.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Tim Hortons (Canadian coffee and donut chain) is guiding to a loss on Q4 and the year despite beating expectations in Q2 and Q3. The sudden losses are blamed on the chain's donut collaboration with Justin Bieber.

Yes, what they were told was "don't collaborate with Bieber". It has been a very expensive typo for them.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

... but the real reason is the collapse of a deal with Fender, which was based on marketing experts' advice that a donut would make a good mute for a bass guitar.

Yeah, that's not an 'ashtray', it's a snack storage area.

 

[PDW30]

Yeah, that's not an 'ashtray', it's a snack storage area.

I like - but how do you allow for the loss of muting through the set as you eat the donut? Do you have to order the songs to reflect this? Or do we need a pedal calibrated to offset the effect?

Got it! The amp is bluetoothed to a smart watch which transmits your blood sugar level, and as this rises when you eat some donut it ramps up a muting effect. Now all we need is a manufacturer and a donut sponsor ...

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Do you have to order the songs to reflect this?

Every time you pull a snack out, you turn the tone knob down a bit.

 

[PDW30]

Every time you pull a snack out, you turn the tone knob down a bit.

Still need a donut sponsor.

 

[pklima]

James Brown wrote "I Peel Good" to mock his cousin Louis who was in the Army and was often relegated to potato-peeling duty. Then, Weird Al asked for permission to record his own version with altered lyrics, and the rest is history.

 

[PillO]

James Brown wrote "I Peel Good" to mock his cousin Louis who was in the Army and was often relegated to potato-peeling duty. Then, Weird Al asked for permission to record his own version with altered lyrics, and the rest is history.

I thought it was written as a his triumph over benign prostatic hypertrophy:

I pee good,
I knew that I would.
I pee good!
I knew that I would.
So good. So Good.
Urinate!

 

[-Asdfgh-]

I thought it was written as a his triumph over benign prostatic hypertrophy:

I pee good,
I knew that I would.
I pee good!
I knew that I would.
So good. So Good.
Urinate!

This song was banned in the UK in the 1960s. On the grounds that it is terrible grammar and would set a poor example to the youth learning their reading, riting and rithmetic.

 

[PDW30]

I thought it was written as a his triumph over benign prostatic hypertrophy:

I pee good,
I knew that I would.
I pee good!
I knew that I would.
So good. So Good.
Urinate!

I thought it was about something involving sheep: "I've got a ewe"

 

[Jay2U]

I thought it was about something involving sheep: "I've got a ewe"

No, that was Mary Had a Little Lamb, which originally was titled Mary Had a Little Cramp.

 

[PillO]

I thought it was about something involving sheep: "I've got a ewe"

You are thinking of the Rolling Stones - Hey McLeod get off of my ewe...

 

[Jay2U]

You are thinking of the Rolling Stones - Hey McLeod get off of my ewe...

The Stones covered this original.

 

[foal30]

The Feyenoord Club Anthem was originally played on an Jaapsichord.

 

[Jay2U]

The Feyenoord Club Anthem was originally played on an Jaapsichord.

They paid me well for the right to play the instrument I invented.