Let's spread some musical misinformation

[-Asdfgh-]

Sequential Circuits originally developed the Prophet 5 synthesizer for a Jackson 5 tribute band consisting of guys named Jeremy, Amos, Isiah, Dan and Zeke.

The company was founded by Schoenberg to allow the creation of serial music via automatic synthesis to allow him to engage in his primary passion of the trapeze. However, someone had already trademarked cereal music for a sheet music company specialising in really corny tunes, so Mr. S. had to get out his thesaurus and came up with Sequential.

 

[mrjim123]

All musical instruments play just a little flat on Mondays.

 

[Leigh Semmens]

Tempo also increases as you get closer to Fridays, too.

 

[zontar]

Tempo also increases as you get closer to Fridays, too.

And the rhythm gets out of whack.

 

[dougjwray]

When Bootsy Collins emphasizes the importance of "the one", he means the "1" on an amp's volume knob. He has always been an advocate of playing at extremely low volume levels.
He was misunderstood in a 1973 interview, and the misunderstanding still persists throughout bass culture.

 

[zontar]

11 is twice as loud as 1

 

[Jay2U]

The bass is never out of tune. It's the Doppler effect slightly changing the frequency of the notes traveling from the bass to the crowd.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

The bass is never out of tune. It's the Doppler effect slightly changing the frequency of the notes traveling from the bass to the crowd.

Bass players should never move around so as to reduce the Doppler effect.

 

[Jay2U]

Bass players should never move around so as to reduce the Doppler effect.

When they have to move around, autotune comes to the rescue.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

When they have to move around, autotune comes to the rescue.

When a mechanic tunes your car, make sure he doesn't use hipster A=432Hz.

 

[dougjwray]

Flea and Snoop attended high school together in Anchorage, Alaska, and they had a band called "Dogg Flea."

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Flea and Snoop attended high school together in Anchorage, Alaska, and they had a band called "Dogg Flea."

They asked Lee 'Scratch' Perry to join.

 

[Jay2U]

The Smart Shim™ is a fact! StewMac holds the patent for the piezo technology based shim that senses the requirement and adapts its shape accordingly.

 

[zontar]

The bass is never out of tune. It's the Doppler effect slightly changing the frequency of the notes traveling from the bass to the crowd.

Amazingly this can also happen in the distance between strings on the same bass.

 

[Jay2U]

Amazingly this can also happen in the distance between strings on the same bass.

String theory offers many multi-dimensional loopholes.

 

[pklima]

In string theory, there's no difference between string theory and string practice.

 

[Jay2U]

In string theory, there's no difference between string theory and string practice.

String practice, however, requires a lot of practice.

 

[Jay2U]

Entanglement of particles can be easily made undone by measurement. Entangled strings, on the other hand, require far more energy to get them disentangled.

 

[PDW30]

Entanglement of particles can be easily made undone by measurement. Entangled strings, on the other hand, require far more energy to get them disentangled.

String theory and entanglement were invented by string manufacturers to sell more string to PhD students.

 

[Jay2U]

Silence is nothing more than loud music with perfectly entangled notes.