Man beaten with bass guitar....

[MYLOWFREQ]

Weight?

 

[Michedelic]

Ain't clicking on that. No sir, ain't clickin' it.

Eh, it’s quite innocuous.

 

[somebrains]

This doesn't even register bc I saw a naked women kinda wrapped in a motel sheet with a machete run down the train tracks in front of my car on my way home tonight.

People need to drive past the tent city in Oakland by the Home Depot more often.

 

[farace]

Devil strip was also in the past used to describe the paved portion of the road between trolley rails, which was often the only paving. I believe I've also seen it used to describe the space between two parallel trolley lines, where there may, or may not, be enough room to stand between two passing trolley cars.

 

[RoketRdr]

Ain't clicking on that. No sir, ain't clickin' it.

You KNOW you did LIAR!!!

This doesn't even register bc I saw a naked women kinda wrapped in a motel sheet with a machete run down the train tracks in front of my car on my way home tonight.

People need to drive past the tent city in Oakland by the Home Depot more often.

Kinda huh? On you way home you say? Does you wife know you were on the south side of town?

 

[WillyW]

So what is the best bass for beatings?

 

[somebrains]

You KNOW you did LIAR!!!



Kinda huh? On you way home you say? Does you wife know you were on the south side of town?

She worked there a couple years ago back when they didn't bother to tow away the RVs and stripped cars. We used to play "hooker, not hooker" driving.

 

[Actuary X]

I was sure this was going to be that joke about being a first offender

 

[pbass74]

I know this is an old joke, but it seems appropriate to throw it in here.

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his bass collection.

“First offender”?, asked the judge.

“NO”, she said, “First a Gibson, then a Fender”.

 

[Thumpin6string]

That is pretty low. What a Basshole!

 

[Kukulkan61]

 

[Kukulkan61]

That is pretty low. What a Basshole!

 

[Michael4bass]

Devils strip; A road verge is a strip of grass or plants, and sometimes also trees, located between a roadway and a sidewalk.

Bassically, Michael

 

[KevInDaBassment]

Well if the dude survived, there's no way it was a 70's Peavey bass

 

[David Jayne]

I actually watched a guy throw a jazz bass at a keyboard guy for smoking. In the middle of a set. Really.

 

[RoketRdr]

Well if the dude survived, there's no way it was a 70's Peavey bass

RIGHT!!!!

 

[basted]

Weight?

 

[Knavery]

So what is the best bass for beatings?

I'm gonna guess and say Warwick.

 

[Watchootognbout]

 

[fauxtoe]

BEATER BASS!

Now I get it