Man beaten with bass guitar....

[Billoney]

Anything like ‘landing strip’? Sounds like a great band name. This incident recalls the cover of “London Calling”.

Actually the "landing strip" is the so-called "soul patch" beard, otherwise known as the "man bun" of facial hair.

 

[Dreig]

Actually the "landing strip" is the so-called "soul patch" beard, otherwise known as the "man bun" of facial hair.

LOL

 

[La Faro]

This is horrendous!








That's no way to treat a bass guitar.

 

[La Faro]

Tort him a lesson with Slap Bass

 

[Cricket55]

Drummer blew the time after that fill? AGAIN?!?

 

[Billoney]

Like the title says, a man apparently beat another man with an electric bass guitar and left him to crawl to the devil strip.

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I once got El Kabonged by a home invader with my Rogue violin bass.

 

[J_Bass]

I once got El Kabonged by a home invader with my Rogue violin bass.

Ahah, I'm sorry, man, but you made me laugh!

El Kabonged, ahah!

 

[pjbassist]

The bass guitar used in this incident is clearly "The best Bass for Metal!"

 

[Billoney]

Like the title says, a man apparently beat another man with an electric bass guitar and left him to crawl to the devil strip.

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First offender?

 

[J_Bass]

First offender?

No. First a Gibson, then a Fender.




(stole this from the meme thread).

 

[40Hz]

So much for the pen being mightier than the sword.

A PB swung at shoulder height trumps a Bic ballpoint any day.

 

[Dreig]

The bass guitar used in this incident is clearly "The best Bass for Metal!"

It is suited for greatest hits

 

[Jeff Scott]

Anything like ‘landing strip’?

I could go there!

 

[matty1039]

“So, you, uh, slappa da bass?”

“NO! I SLAP WITH BASS!”

 

[Nevada Pete]

There gonna' have a hard time making felonious assault charges stick if the guy that got hit refused to leave the premises, making him a trespasser. If the resident was then attacked it would be self-defense. But both men evidently had been drinking so really, nobody knows what happened. The authorities are just blowing smoke to keep the guy who hit the other guy on ice for a while. He's lucky he didn't kill the guy he hit on the head.

Here in Vegas we don't have no devil's strip. Just the Strip, that's all. Some of the exotic dancers have landing strips.

 

[Michedelic]

Funny.
A talkbass post that and from one thing to two things to absolutely nothing before the end of the first page.

I like regular coke. I was never a Pepsi fan.
Let's talk about that then switch to toe nails.

Aren’t they all like that? You should check out the Billie Eilish/Steely Dan thread. I lost a few IQ points on the ‘scheme’ one.

 

[Michedelic]

Actually the "landing strip" is the so-called "soul patch" beard, otherwise known as the "man bun" of facial hair.

You really don’t know, do you? A landing strip is where you fly in your “jumbo jet”.

 

[Michedelic]

"Landing strip" has a nice, avionics theme to it... good name...

What I meant was “Devil’s Strip” would be a good band name. It could be misconstrued as “Devil’s Trip”, or as Nevada Pete touched on, she-devils who strip(then showing their landing strips). You know, very Sabbath-ish.

 

[bassdude51]

We need bass guitar control laws, NOW!

 

[Michedelic]

We need bass guitar control laws, NOW!

Not until they pry my cold dead fingers off my ‘66 P. Which is probably what’s going to happen anyway.