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Master sub short scale bass builder shows off his masterpiece!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by NoiseNinja, Jan 12, 2017.


  1. NoiseNinja

    NoiseNinja Experimental-psychedelic-ambient-noise-drone Banned

    Feb 23, 2011
    Denmark
    Very angry master sub short scale bass builder shows off his masterpiece and make sure to point out how big an idiot you are if you can't hear his "invention" is the biggest new thing since Leo Fender build the P.....

    And what a tone it got :D:

     
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  2. Yeah, Zach / Alex has been around for a while. Always been "abrasive." He has made some interesting stuff in the past. Never had the money or wherewithal to find out if I'm "worthy" of one.
     
  3. bolophonic

    bolophonic

    Dec 10, 2009
    Durham, NC
    Dude appears to be mentally ill.
     
  4. scuzzy

    scuzzy

    Feb 15, 2006
    Troy, MO
    I had never heard of him...Being that I'm an idiot now, I just shredded both bachelor's and my doctorate, and now all my gear is for sale on Craigslist.

    How could I have made it this far being so uninformed! I repent in ashes...
     
  5. guy n. cognito

    guy n. cognito Secret Agent Member Supporting Member

    Dec 28, 2005
    Nashville, TN
    Wow....
     
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  6. jamro217

    jamro217 Supporting Member

    Well, fellow idiots, do you feel as useless as I do for not visiting the website of this vulgar, condescending "master builder"?
     
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  7. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    The real irony is that the bass (maybe it's his playing) sounds like garbage.
     
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  8. callofcthulhu

    callofcthulhu

    Oct 16, 2012
    @6:25 oh he's the ZOG guy. It all makes sense now.
     
  9. bassbully

    bassbully Endorsed by The PHALEX CORN BASS..mmm...corn!

    Sep 7, 2006
    Blimp City USA
    WTH? :eyebrow:
     
  10. I don't like the "relic" job on that bass at all.

    Nor the color.

    Nor the tone.

    I'm glad he's got something to keep him busy , wiling away the hours in the psyche ward.
     
  11. He's playing it like a guitar player plays bass, I know plenty of guitar players who could go wild on a bass like that but they still won't be bassplayers, bassplaying comes from inside, you gotta love it and you gotta play bass not low guitar.
     
  12. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi,

    Is this guy serious? If so, the joke goes on waaay too long. :)

    I tried to watch the whole thing, made it to 10 min.


    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
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  13. silky smoove

    silky smoove Supporting Member

    May 19, 2004
    Seattle, WA
    I'm glad that I'll FINALLY be able to play bends and chords which are evidently impossible to do on an actual bass.
     
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  14. sedan_dad

    sedan_dad

    Feb 5, 2006
    Columbus,Ohio
    Wack job.
     
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  15. Well, it's still limited by having 4 strings, so he should have added a couple more. And then, it's still limited by being tuned so low, so he should really tune it up an octave higher.. then he might have something interesting! ;)
     
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  16. salcott

    salcott Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2007
    NYC, Inwood.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  17. Dug2

    Dug2

    Sep 24, 2011
    chicago
    i hate him
     
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  18. Dug2

    Dug2

    Sep 24, 2011
    chicago
    and his junk bass
     
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  19. non

    non

    Aug 4, 2015
    op you owe me 1 min 25 seconds of my life back.:crying:
    that is as far as i got.
     
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  20. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    (expert in training?) he makes sense if: suspend doubt + drink mexican beer. perspective is everything! :D

     

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