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I would buy a church and turn it into a huge bar/club.
I would buy a huge bar/club and turn it into a church.
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I would buy a church and turn it into a huge bar/club.
Buy a Squier?
I'd buy a nice yacht and dissappear for a good while.
+1
Luckly I probably wouldnt change much though, I would still rock camo shorts and black t-shirts.
#1 - find a good lawyer and financial guy...
That much money will amplify your existing character flaws, leaving you utterly corrupted and pretty much sunk.
I would buy a church and turn it into a huge bar/club.
Hookers and blow.

1. Get rid of all debt. This is currently at ~$282K or so, so not a lot.
This is from USA Today:
12,800 years: How long it would take the Average American household to earn $640 million.
1 hour 29 minutes: How long it takes the U.S. Government to spend $100 million and waste $540 million.
Tonight's Mega Lotto is up to $540 million!! Everybody's given it thought at one time or another..What would you do if you won?
If I won,I'd take the lump-sum payment of 300 and some-odd million. I'd give every member in my family and a few friends $1 mill. I'd buy the house the wife's been casing. Then I'd log on to TB Classifieds and buy every bass,and probably everything listed in Accessories..
That would total about 25 mil...I have no idea how the remaining 300+/- million would be used. It's a nearly inconceivable amount..