Of course it was fake. Americans can't do anything but be evil.
And make blue jeans.
Which are evil!
Everyone knows the Soviet Union was just an old wives (evil old American wives) tale, told to (evil American) children to scare them into being good (err, I mean, evil).
"Eat your vegetables, or the mean old Soviets will come and throw you into a gulag!"

And make blue jeans.
Which are evil!
Everyone knows the Soviet Union was just an old wives (evil old American wives) tale, told to (evil American) children to scare them into being good (err, I mean, evil).
"Eat your vegetables, or the mean old Soviets will come and throw you into a gulag!"
