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Most "embarrassing" song.....

That was t for a gig/band or w/e, but for no valid reason other thanthan the one in your head, what's the song you probably don't want to admit you learned.
Most recent the better! (c'mom it'll help me feel better about all the junk I'm playing due to where I am, that I HATE, but is helping this or that, and then some that are just downright silly cause I am downright silly)
 
BL just told me the bride wants us to play 'Those were the days'. Horrible pseudo klezmer that I think is about a suicide pact. I'm hoping we can sub that one out to an accordian player.
BTW I heard the GROSSEST song either DURING a wedding, or was 1st dance GREAT song, but omg I wanted to gag.
To Sir With Love.

(I walked down the aisle to the Imperial Death March)
 
BL just told me the bride wants us to play 'Those were the days'. Horrible pseudo klezmer that I think is about a suicide pact. I'm hoping we can sub that one out to an accordian player.
If you were doing this for art, you probably wouldn't be in a wedding band. So, that means you are likely doing it for money.
Can you imagine if you asked a plumber to hook up a garbage disposal to your kitchen sink and he refused to do it because it violated is artistic integrity?
I've done a lot of Listerine songs (you hate them but you do them twice a day). Not fun, but it pays the bills.
 
BL just told me the bride wants us to play 'Those were the days'. Horrible pseudo klezmer that I think is about a suicide pact. I'm hoping we can sub that one out to an accordian player.
Learn the Cream song instead. ;) BL is bound to be impressed! :woot::roflmao:
 
Bringing Home a Baby Bumble Bee

I learned it for my oldest daughter when she was a baby. (She's 9 now.)

Now I use it on stage as a lesson to guitar players who take too long to tune. If there is silence for more than about 5 seconds I break out some Bumble Bee and play it until they are done tuning.
 
That was t for a gig/band or w/e, but for no valid reason other thanthan the one in your head, what's the song you probably don't want to admit you learned.
Most recent the better! (c'mom it'll help me feel better about all the junk I'm playing due to where I am, that I HATE, but is helping this or that, and then some that are just downright silly cause I am downright silly)

Anything slow or obscure and loses the audience's attention/dance floor.
 
BL just told me the bride wants us to play 'Those were the days'. Horrible pseudo klezmer that I think is about a suicide pact. I'm hoping we can sub that one out to an accordian player.
Please - that dumpster fire of a tune is NOT pseudo-klezmer. pseudo-polka maybe. ugh.
 
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When I played Top 40/Disco in the 70's I played a lot of embarrassing songs. Maybe the worst was Saturday Night by the Bay City Rollers. The only saving grace in that song is that it is SO corny that we used to crack up every time we played it. The Audience LOVED it and would sing along.

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Lovefool by The Cardigans. It's that, "love me, love me", song from the mid- or late-1990's. It was one of the songs I had to learn when I did some pick ups for a local cover band several years ago. Playing that song felt almost insulting to my manhood.
Makes ME lose MY manhood.
And I'm a woman!
I was the right demographic I for it, LOATHED that song think
 
I play along with ABBA videos, because everybody in my band hates them.


I PURPOSELY am learning 7 ABBA songs because on my birthday, I made my husband watch. Mamma. Mia, which I don't Care for it much, not jukebox musicals. but because I COUKD. And he haS NO IDEA when I walk around quoting Priscilla Queen of the Dessert (No More F, ****** ABBA! )