Most important tip for Bass Players

[eno50]

Don't try to look as smart as you think you are!

 

[bassfrenzie]

Never tell your girl friend/wife: "Yes shmugums, that outfit makes you look fat"

 

[jmac]

When in doubt, pull out.

 

[Tom Howland]

You can't make chicken salad, out of chicken s**t.

 

[Shovelbone]

+1

+1 Just take the chill off!

 

[David Jayne]

Ya can't polish a turd.

 

[jmac]

Ya can't polish a turd.

Yes you can:

 

[Rip Topaz]

Don't stand up in a canoe.

 

[Ozzman]

Stay in School

NEVER compare a girl to their younger sister

Ever heard of the "Bucking Bronco"?

 

[Mr. Mig]

You can't make chicken salad, out of chicken s**t.

LOL!!!!

 

[jmac]

Ever heard of the "Bucking Bronco"?

I know of rodeo; I'm thinking it's very similar.

 

[Doufuss]

How do you expect the ashtray to stay put?

 

[Fishheadjoe]

Remember... up is hard and down is soft....













When your working the faders on the board!
Fishheadjoe

 

[David Jayne]

Yes you can:

Well, you learn something new every day...

 

[buzzbass]

If you shake it more than 3 times, you're whacking off

 

[RobertPaulson]

Penicillin is better than drunk dials.

 

[Steve]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

That greener grass on the other side of the fence? It's right over the septic tank.

 

[MatticusMania]

You dont make friends with salad.

 

[WarriorJoe7]

You dont make friends with salad.

But women like it if you toss their salad

 

[WarriorJoe7]

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk