Most important tip for Bass Players

[Shawman]

Which "all color"? Black snow doesn't sound appetizing.

how freaking cool would it be if snow was naturally black though?!?!

 

[Bassmastertim]

Never tell the drummer that his sister is prettier in the dark.

 

[Dave R]

Be kind to children and small animals.

 

[CTessaro]

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

LOL!

 

[aus_bass]

It's easier to apologize that it is to ask permission.

 

[totallyfrozen]

You can't make chicken salad, out of chicken s**t.

Well, I don't know...have you ever watched Iron Chef?

 

[king_biscuit]

Don't put your fingers in your mouth.... Oh... Wait... That's the most important tip for plumbers, not bass players.

 

[Dogbertday]

know your state laws and local ordinances... seriously a solid knowledge of the law goes a long way

 

[Chebass88]

Always use Zircon-encrusted tweezers whenever possible.

 

[SchecterC4]

Always use Zircon-encrusted tweezers whenever possible.

Are you movin to Montana?

 

[Stumbo]

What you don't know can and will hurt you. If not now, sometime soon.

 

[ErebusBass]

Don't eat the brown acid.
(Give it to the drummer)

 

[Lou Red]

Try every other colored acid instead!

 

[vbasscustom]

its better to be a walking arsenal, then a walking arse hole

 

[FenderAmpeg]

Never pass up a good opportunity to keep your mouth shut.



Damn, just broke that one.

 

[Mr. Mig]

As the great Yakko Warner once said:
"People who live in glass houses should get undressed with the lights off".

That is just soooo true.

 

[Tampabass]

Don't take no wooden nickels (as my grandpa used to tell me).

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

 

[Gubna]

Put up your Maharic Shield prior to any energy work.

 

[J. Crawford]

Less is more.

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

If it's metal, and it's near your amp...





Go ahead and lick it.