Most important tip for Bass Players

[rhythmsection]

Raising kids? Plop them in front of the TV.
That's the way I was raised and I turned out TV.

 

[otis_thick]

My dad told me "Son, don't ever go to jail...make them take you!" True story!

 

[Chebass88]

Never dip your wick in your neighbor's pond.

... or your neighbor's daughter, for that matter

 

[Chebass88]

Don't eat your nose pickings.

 

[GearHeadBassMan]

dont start a band with your high school girlfriend, while she's your highschool girlfriend

 

[canshaker]

Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.

Cry, and your nose runs.

 

[Relic]

if you continuously run behind cars, you will be exhausted.

 

[rtav]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.



(Groucho)

 

[Relic]

if you realize that you're not as smart as you think you are, chances are you may actually be smarter than you think you are.

 

[buzzbass]

Don't eat your nose pickings.

I save mine under the coffee table

 

[redneck2wild]

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

 

[alapantera]

Don't breathe under water.

 

[Doufuss]

'Man who loves Woman with small chest, have right to feel low down'

Unknown philosopher

 

[MatticusMania]

But women like it if you toss their salad

They certainly do!

 

[ravenhawk82]

If it hurts, don't eat it.

 

[MrLenny1]

A gig ain't a gig unless you get fed.

 

[TrevorOfDoom]

Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb

 

[lindseyp]

Ya can't polish a turd.

Yes you can:

Wow. I'm late to this thread, but still, wow.

 

[Bard2dbone]

dont start a band with your high school girlfriend, while she's your highschool girlfriend

Oops. I did that one.

 

[Hutch1]

Never wrap your thumb around the rammer while serving as the #1 crewmember on a three-inch Ordnance rifle.