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Most ridiculous song ever written?

#61
MrGotBass said:
Vomit Erection - Warm Diarrhoea Blasts On My Face - YouTube

What ever this is
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This title reminds me of an awful band that got famous (as famous as you can get playing grindcore :D) from shock lyrics.

The band Anal**** or AxCx could have basically every song they ever released posted here. They are crappy "musicians", and write pretty distasteful stuff, even for me. Here are a few examples: (click at your own risk)

I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

Don't Offer Me Weak Drugs Or I'll Kick Your ****ing A$$

I'm Gonna Give You Aids

They stated that they only do it to shock people, and have even admitted to sending material to publications they knew would hate it, just to get bad reviews. They don't really have much else to help them out I guess. The lead singer ingested crack, alcohol, heroin, and two months' worth of Ambien and fell into a coma in 2008. Ironically, he wrote a song in 1997 called "You're In A Coma". I call that poetic justice. Seth Putnam is now dead from a suspected drug overdose earlier this year. Go figure.
 
#62
DLKasim said:
The lyrics in Tom Sawyer are nowhere near as ridiculous as the average Red Hot Chili Peppers song, which is nowhere near as ridiculous as the average White Zombie song.
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I looked up "ridiculous" in the dictionary, and listed there was:

"today's Tom Sawyer he gets high on you and the space he invades he gets by on you"

Nothing average about the lameness there.
 
#70
Uhhh.....Girls in the Summer. (or something like that...)

Lyrics are as follows:
"New kids on the block had a lot of hits,
Chinese food makes me sick.
and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,
for the summer..."
 
#71
#73
Plugged in till I think of a few. Lyrically there are a lot of songs from the 70s. Was listening to the lyrics in this one yesterday and thought, how pathetic?
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Babe, I love you so, I want you to know
that I'm going to miss your love, the minute you walk out that door

so please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go, I'm begging you to stay

If you live, at least in my life time
I had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Hey hey hey I need your love
I'm down on my knees beggin' please please
please don't go
don't you hear me baby
don't leave me now
oh no no no don't go
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Yep. That'll get her to stay.
 
#76
jarrydee said:
most of todays music is pure crap but hear are just a few that make me cringe and think that real music is never going to find its way back!

I work out....really? this poor dumbed down generation
Sexy and i know it - LMFAO lyrics - YouTube
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Not gonna lie. That song is ridiculously catchy and really fun to dance to at parties and such with all the other women that love dancing to it :D not saying its a great song at all or even good but it IS catchy!
 

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