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Mothman Rises from the Ashes....Again!

#801
sanfordandsonny said:
Actually the stickers patches and tattoos are all talismans and will protect you from the Mothman. Like the Mothman'll be all like "rRAORrRrrr!!" and then he'll sense the Mothman sticker you placed on the back of your bass and he'll be like "Oh it's cool, my bad"
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What you say is of course true, but I'm sorry, a sticker of the Moth is WAY too valuable to put an a bass just to save my sorry butt!

Nay! Mine is going into my prized trophy case right next to my "Save the Choad" alt.tasteless sticker. Great art must be treated with some respect! (And it goes with out saying Mothman must be treated with respect if you are to avoid doom)
 
#808
sanfordandsonny said:
So yeah that's an elusive road to take and really the only girl with instrument advertising that has ever worked for me was Lita Ford and BC Rich.

*edit* and Betty White
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I actually have that old BC Rich poster somewhere at home... The "Rich Bitch" guitar between some hottie's legs... Got it from a guy at GC when I bought an Acoustic combo amp back in... yikes, 1983?

Ah, the '80s.
 
#809
As far as I know previous "adult" Mothman shots were never taken.
The idea was if you want her to pose with your acrylic Ironbird bass the boyfriend thought that was a wise endeavor.
 
#811
Not with the dad but I think the son had started his weekend partying.
But it kinda seems like the son has been partying that party for a few years now.
I think someone sig here on TB said it well
Sometimes you play to rednecks and sometimes you're the redneck.

I sometimes get on a high horse after shopping at Walmart then I realize who am I to look down on someone's ICP shirt when I'm pushing a double stroller wearing a Voivod shirt?
I mean I did see a family where the parents wore their pro quality Juggallo hockey jerseys while posing with their toddler for Easter portraits at Sears.
But
I'm sure my family has and will raise a stink eye or two.
Sorry this is incoherent I just got woken up by a baby diaper explosion that upon changing then had another gurgle splash that shot about 3-4 inches of splat.
You can't unsmell
Some things.
Cmon I'm trying to be nice, long story short:
Mothman father-in-law = no Banjo
Mothman son = banjo
High priestess = didn't meet no comment.
 
#814
sanfordandsonny said:
Not with the dad but I think the son had started his weekend partying.
But it kinda seems like the son has been partying that party for a few years now.
I think someone sig here on TB said it well
Sometimes you play to rednecks and sometimes you're the redneck.

I sometimes get on a high horse after shopping at Walmart then I realize who am I to look down on someone's ICP shirt when I'm pushing a double stroller wearing a Voivod shirt?
I mean I did see a family where the parents wore their pro quality Juggallo hockey jerseys while posing with their toddler for Easter portraits at Sears.
But
I'm sure my family has and will raise a stink eye or two.
Sorry this is incoherent I just got woken up by a baby diaper explosion that upon changing then had another gurgle splash that shot about 3-4 inches of splat.
You can't unsmell
Some things.
Cmon I'm trying to be nice, long story short:
Mothman father-in-law = no Banjo
Mothman son = banjo
High priestess = didn't meet no comment.
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Haha. You're awesome Sonny.
 
#815
To all who wonder, there are adult photo's that were taken during that photo shoot and I have access to them. Yes, my son doesn't like computers even though I'm an electronic engineering graduate. The apple didn't even come close to the tree when it fell off. No, I'm not doing the Mothgirl, like some of you wonder.

Signed: The Ex Mothman Victim
 
#820
guyfergy said:
To all who wonder, there are adult photo's that were taken during that photo shoot and I have access to them. Yes, my son doesn't like computers even though I'm an electronic engineering graduate. The apple didn't even come close to the tree when it fell off. No, I'm not doing the Mothgirl, like some of you wonder.

Signed: The Ex Mothman Victim
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Hahaha. One of the best posts I've ever seen.
 

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