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Mothman Rises from the Ashes....Again!

#781
+1 to stickers!!!

+1,000 to stickers of me!!!

+1,000,000 to a tattoo!!!

I'm getting a small one next week, and i'm starting my chect piece at the end of the month, but i'm sure i could squeeze in a Mothman tattoo!

Mothman... hoody.... camo shorts... X'd up wings.... XMOTHMANX
 
#785
This is Din of Win's chest piece:
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#788
ok, maybe I'm just really slow, but I just noticed that the Mothman seems to have an evil face in the middle of it - the two red spots on the body on the upper horns look like eyes, and the pup and bridge look like a mouth and scary teeth.

What's happening to me?
 
#790
I, The Dark Wizard from the South, will soon be returning The Lord to his rightful home in West Virginia. I will supplicate myself to his will and with the haste that would spare my life bring forth his word to the Legion. He commands each of you to seek and destroy any and all who would claim the title of the "Bass Of Doom". You have already witnessed what has previously happened to those that would protect such as these.
You dont know what evils I had to commit to acquire the Tiger Blood and Adonis' DNA for the blood ritual. May you all be spared. His Mothy Will Be Done. In accordance with his Mothy Will, I will be performing the blood rite on his Herald Sonny of inscribing the visage of our Lord in his wordly flesh.
 
#791
Oh Great and Powerfull Mothman. I am but unworthy scum next to your Unholy Might. If it pleases you, I offer this, my humble blood and flesh, recently fed with yummy chilli and a price of corn bread with jalipineos in it, in hopes that I may serve you. If it pleases you, I beg you to smite mine enemies with your winged Awesomness, but most espicaly my x-wife and the alpha-hole that cut me off on my way to work this morning. Oh, and the Richard that put cream in my coffee when I specifically said I wanted it black.
 
#797
When I went to pick up the Mothman the son of the original owner was batting around several scenarios.
He said that for $50 she would present the Mothman to the new owner (public place).
I said perhaps just sell some autographed pictures suitable for framing.
He said well "she is a photographer" and I can't recall the exact words but he said she could do some adult stuff.
I said well adult or not maybe she could hire out services as a bass model in the TB classifieds
He said yeah just um give em my Dad's number
To which the Dad said "ah no no no"
I said just sign up and join TalkBass
To which he said
I don't use them computers, y'know back when I took computer literacy they had the old
ones the Apples.
To which I said "yeah well now they have new ones called Oranges"
(silence)
"so they're different"
(silence)
So yeah that's an elusive road to take and really the only girl with instrument advertising that has ever worked for me was Lita Ford and BC Rich.

*edit* and Betty White
 

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