I have serious doubts that anybody here would prefer to watch a show where all the players sat around on stools wanking masterfully over a show where great players moved about the stage, engaging with the crowd and looking like they were enjoying themselves.
Who here enjoys the halftime show at the Superbowl? Do y'all think it'd be just as enjoyable to the world if the lights, smoke, dancing, and general entertainment wasn't a part of it?
I can honestly assure you that I do enjoy the wankers on stools more. I love chamber music, Jazz and so on. On the other hand, I find halftime shows, opening ceremonies and all that very irritating and won't spend my time "enjoying" them.
People have different tastes. Probably around half of the population are introverts who need less attention and are less likely to enjoy all the noise. Luckiky, there is room and choices for both. Wankers for me, jumpers for you.