After a number of recent incidents we have to post this reminder that really shouldn't need posting.
This is a forum for discussing the usage of Effects on bass. By definition the people posting here use and love effects. Coming into here and saying that effects are useless or unneeded is as dictionary a definition of trolling as there is and will be dealt with as such.
Note, this is different from explaining in an intelligent manner why you don't use effects in response to a question: "I can't really find a use for a ring modulator in my church band" for example. But statements in the spirit such as: "effects suck", "they are for guitar only", "I only need my fingers" will be considered as trolling and subject to warning / infractions.
Any threads started with titles such as "why do you use effects?" will be closed as even if started with good intent, which is hard to discern, they always attract the trolls and go downhill.
If you must start a "what effects do I need?" thread, the title is a red flag to trolls, name it better such as "what effects would work well for my bhangra / death metal / reggae band?"
Fingers or a pick that's it. imo not even 9 v batteries anywhere in the line, no horn, a good cable, a good passive bass an amp head- that you know how to use, whatever speaker size you like. When a guitar player shows up with a huge pedal board, it's time to think about how much you are getting paid, because it sounds always like Guitar Center- real kraft cheese. All those stupid cheap pedals, everyone sounds the same, only needing to be louder... the guitar or bass is just a controller, or trigger, really, isn't it? Or maybe use them for a movie sound track for a really scary movie if that is your thing. Why even play. Get a DJ, play your mac on the cloud. Bass is bass. What about drums with effects, a huge effects chain?
Maybe in post production, when your not even there, they might enhance to make the playing sit right in the mix.
Ween is a bit different altogether,if it's concept, well ok I 'm just a stupid bass player.
Pedals are bad news, they sound cheap.
Geez!! Another troll huh?! Thanks for warning the OP on the dangers of "pedals are bad news, they sound cheap", completely irrelevant and a useless waste of space and the forum's definition of "trolling", you fit the bill so congrats!
To OP, the most essential to me would be a good dedicated DI preamp such as a Darkglass or even a Tech21 to help get *your* sound across to FOH, that and a Tuner like the Polytune or a Boss tu2 that mutes your signal for silent tuning!
Beyond that, it'd depend on style: I dig envelope filters and synth pedals for funky stuff, modulation like chorus or flanger, I dig a few different layers of dirt so light overdrive, distortion or medium gain overdrive and fuzz for different sounds!! I really love my Empress compressor, but you may or may not like compression...i use mine almost like a limiter at the end of my chain!! And I have the BOSS OC2 as an "octaver" pedal, sounds great for synthy stuff(why let keyboardists hog all those cool sounds), here's my current board(awaiting the Darkglass VMTD aas my DI preamp)
I might split this up into 2 boards still, one would be essentials for me which is my top row, the other would be the icing on the cake!!
Good luck!