My ex is a lying cheating whore

[MatticusMania]

Ask your wife.

And my mother.


Wait... wut?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Ask your wife.

I asked yours.

 

[A-Step-Towards]

I got left by my ex-fiance last summer, about the same time actually, she left me for another guy and cheated on me. I had a thread here as well, wow was it devastating. I cant say I am perfect now, I went through alot of pain but I can say it gets better , a lot better.

 

[Tituscrow]

I asked yours.

Now I know you're lying. I've taught her not to speak with her mouth full.

 

[Tituscrow]

And my mother.


Wait... wut?

She told you?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Now I know you're lying. I've taught her not to speak with her mouth full.

How did you manage to teach her that?

 

[MatticusMania]

How did you manage to teach her that?

He lead by example, of course.

 

[Tituscrow]

How did you manage to teach her that?

Nasal breathing techniques.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Titus, when you have a minute, put a good word in for me with Mrs Crow. I like her already.

 

[Ziltoid]

I'm a lying whore, but I don't cheat.

It's not cheating if you didn't agree on the rules.

 

[Tituscrow]

Titus, when you have a minute, put a good word in for me with Mrs Crow. I like her already.

She's fully booked til after Christmas.

 

[Tituscrow]

Darth....have you met Ziltoid? Another Canadian smartass.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Darth....have you met Ziltoid? Another Canadian smartass.

He's all right for a stinkin Habs fan.

 

[Ziltoid]

Darth....have you met Ziltoid? Another Canadian smartass.

He's from the West, different Country.

Quebec is to Canada what Scotland is to England. We don't get along.

 

[Darth Handsome]

He's from the West, different Country.

Quebec is to Canada what Scotland is to England. We don't get along.

We get along with Quebec's ladies....

 

[96tbird]

He's from the West, different Country.

Quebec is to Canada what Scotland is to England. We don't get along.

Not every Québécois is separatist. I get along with them that aren't just fine.

Thing is, nobody has the bazalls to present Quebec with the bill for federal property that would be due and payable at the prevailing interest rate the day after succession.

 

[P Town]

I bought a used car the other day, and I found one of my wife's dresses in the back seat.

 

[Eric Perry]

I heart this thread.

 

[96tbird]

I bought a used car the other day, and I found one of my wife's dresses in the back seat.

Did you give it back to her?

 

[P Town]

Did you give it back to her?

I gave it to one of the two Grooms mentioned in this thread:
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f32/dont-play-here-comes-bride-1012423/