My Gear is so big...... joke thread

[Munjibunga]

My gear is so big, it swallowed a black hole.

 

[roninrindra]

My gear is so big,Godzilla want to marry it.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Just off the top of my head:

My gear is so big,...

I keep a chiropractor on retainer.

If I've had too many, sometimes I sleep in my speaker cab.

I call my rig "the ark".

My speaker cab will double as my casket.

But I got a great deal on it, especially since it came fully furnished.


I know... "Don't quit your day job". I'd never make a living as a joke writer.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Michedelic]

My gear's so big, Lemmy took one look at it and retired.

 

[Bassist4Eris]

My gear is so big that it regularly appears in ads for "gear enlargement pills".

 

[BassCliff]

My gear is so big,

Chuck Norris is my roadie.


Tyfyi,

BassCliff

 

[Joebarnes]

My gear is so big I downgraded to a SVT and a Fridge to get on the "micro" gear bandwagon.

 

[MrMeacham]

My gears so big we no longer talk about music, just gear!

 

[dropbass]

My gear is so big it has it's own sun

 

[COBRARI]

My gear is so big... truck scales read out "one at a time please."

My gear is so big while playing that it is suspected of the Global Warming trend.

 

[Ironbar]

My gear is so big that my buddies stopped making "Yo mama's so fat..." jokes.

 

[Felix Riley]

My gear is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
My gear is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
My gear is so big, it plays golf with the president
My gear is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
My gear is so big, it has an agent. My gears people will call your people.
My gear is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
My gear is so big, I entered it in a big-gear contest and it came in first, second, and third
My gear is so big, it votes.
My gear is a better dresser than I am.
My gear is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
My gear takes longer lunches than I do.
My gear was once the ambassador to China.
My gear is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My gear is so big, it has investors.
My gear is so big, it seats six.
My gear is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
My gear is so big, it has an opening act.
My gear is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
My gear is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
My gear is so big, it only plays arenas.

It is, the most interesting gear in the world.

 

[charliefreak]

My gear is so big, it's unecessary. It's up on CL right now so I can sell it to downsize to a more practical set up for my needs.

I've been thinking about buying an Aguilar DB212 or a stack of 112's. Probably the latter.

CF

 

[SactoBass]

My gear is so big that it regularly appears in ads for "gear enlargement pills".

LMAO!! That was one of the best! High five!

 

[Ayce]

My gear is so big, it's the cause of those "strange noises heard all over the world"

 

[96tbird]

My dad used to say "Hurry up , you're moving like you're carrying a piano!" I a used to say "nope, it's a big organ."

 

[Nev375]

My gear is so big even the prophet Mohammad would send it a Christmas card with a portrait of himself in some funny whimsical pose.

 

[whitespikebass]

I turned my cab into a loft.

I use tractor tires for casters.

My rig doubles as an emergency generator for the airport

My bass cab is a
Renovated Walmart.

 

[dropbass]

My gear is so big it poops SVT's

 

[Need Gigs]

My gear is so big the only way to move it is make it orbit itself.
My gear is so big it reaches from my house to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
My local post office stocks envelopes for posting Boeing 747's called My Gear.
And now for the "my gear is so small..." thread!