Never Say Never: Sexy Band Name Needed.

[pklima]

Shouldn't it be "XX and the XYs", technically and scientifically?

 

[etoncrow]

Shouldn't it be "XX and the XYs", technically and scientifically?

Have you been reading Gregor Mendel again? I thought they took that book away from you.

 

[worxforme]

Jaimee's Crying

These Eyes

Slippery

Maybe You

Hard to Please

Want it Bad

Tasters Choice

In Heat

Moist

Burning Hot

My Hips Don't Lie

Keep Dreaming

Delicktable

Rise

2 Much 4 You

Dreams Come True

She

Rough Rider

Man Enough?

Smack That

Think So?

Please Me

Get In Line

Catch Me if You Can

Smokin'

I Wear the Pants

I'm on Top

Slight Chance

Make it Rain

Are You In

Please Me

 

[Robert B]

Ram 'n Jammin

 

[Joebarnes]

I'm not going to suggest a name, but if she's a burlesque dancer as well as a singer, you pretty much have to do Fever by Peggy Lee.

 

[jungleheat]

Shouldn't it be "XX and the XYs", technically and scientifically?

Ha! That's actually pretty clever.

 

[richntiff]

Lady X and the Why Why's

Just A Wee Bit

 

[the yeti]

i didn't mean "x" and "y" literally, i meant the woman has a stage name and associated notariety and your band has the same so when you work together be "whatever her stage name is (let's call her "diamond jubilee") and whatever your band is (let's call it "the fancypants")" so "diamond jubilee and the fancypants" in this case.

you both benefit from the combined notariety and cross promotion and you both keep your seperate identities too.

 

[Feral Feline]

Flash in the Pan is a possible band name that came up in conversation yesterday. It's a reference to
the flint spark igniting the pan powder on a flintlock rifle.

I thought the phrase came from the early days of photography...

Swing and a Ms.

I like this one ^^^

Or flip it.......
The band guys sitting around a campfire and her bringing them beers.

" 'Burlesque name' & The Stripped T's "
or just "The Stripped T's"
" Teasin' & Pleasin' ",
"Naughty But Nice"
"Miss Kitty & Her Tomcats"
"Miss Demeanor & Her Fellow Felons"
"Miss Steak & A-1 Sausages"...

hmm no, none of those :scowl: ...

"Priestess XX and Her Pharaoh Moans"
"Cromozone"
"Funky Gold Medea"
"Medea & Her Golden Fleece"
"Miss Tee & Her Fog Duckers"
"April Showers & Her Mayflowers"
"Whipped Cream & Other Delights"
"Sinner & Grinners"
"Sally Bahba & the 4 Thieves"
"Medusa & Her [DEL]Trouser[/DEL] Snake Charmers"
"Tiara & Her Diamonds"
"Tiara & Boom D.A."
"Vava VOoM D Eh"
"Super Slickers"
"Cliché & Her Double Entendres"
"Shot In the Dark"
"Lady Beaudacious & The Wishful Thinkers"
"Slot Machine & The One Armed Bandits" (only if you're based in Vegas or Reno)
"Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink & Say No More"
"10-W-30"
"Zerka & Her Grease Guns"
"Zerk & The Grease Injectors"
"Placebo & The Snake Oil Salesmen"
"Miss Taken Identity & The Usual Suspects" (or "Miss Taken ID & Line Up")
"Jaimie Koi & The Subtleties"
"Jaimie Diverse & Her Submarine Racers"
"Menage a Quatre"
"Miss Terry & Her Private Dicks"
"Jaimie Lover and the Jiffy Lubers" (or the "Iffy Jiffies")
"Jill Tedd & The Dear Johns"
"Motion Lotion"
"Kay Sarah & The Willbies"
"Kyra Practor & The Slipped Discs"
"Miss Sieve & Jotted Down"
"Miss Ingénue and the Hippocratic Oafs"

Hmm, well, these are all horrible... not so much a brain storm as little brain farts and unedited. Sorry.

I'm not going to suggest a name, but if she's a burlesque dancer as well as a singer, you pretty much have to do Fever by Peggy Lee.

+1
Songwise, Nancy Sinatra's version of Sonny Bono's "Bang Bang"... It could be your signature song if you're named "Jaimie Sinatra and Her Sunny Bonos"

Somebody make me stop, please.

 

[pklima]

I like some of those, especially Funky Gold Medea. Then again, the last time I was asked about bandnames by a singer I work with I suggested Pink Lynx Blah.

 

[HeavyJazz]

Petulant Revulvas

 

[ThudThudThud]

The Pinworms

I threw up in my mouth a little...

Yuck.

 

[Stumbo]

Pink Void...lol

I suggest you try not to come up with a "sexy" name. It won't fit when she leaves.

IMO, since she is a newbie and you guys are in the honeymoon period with her, as soon as she "learns" the business, she'll be moving on to a group that better fits fits her image and talent (in her eyes).

Good luck.

 

[ThudThudThud]

As a Maria McKee fan:

This perfect dress

Scarlover

 

[gareth dunster]

Go Commando

 

[Octaves]

Here’s a few tips....lol

Ok .....old guys standing around a hot chick in promo shots looks wrong. And i bet her gf’s and bf would be saying that too

So try and be a bit more in the background looking cool wearing sunnies or something or outdoors with a few props that distract your looks and focus on her.

I know the pretty reckless do this a bit

Also as Blue has said, here today gone tomorrow, i’ve seen that happen a few times in my bands, they get bored easily, so sort of plan for it. What i mean by this is, do some recordings and good promo’s shots to look as pro as you can be to give your next fem singer an idea on what you require out of a fem lead vox.

So band names, give her a stage name that can be carried by someone else, don’t use her name otherwise it will go with her and she will think its all about her.....plus if she leaves you’ll have to change your promo material and call all the venue owners to explain your still the same band

Thats it, i wont suggest names you already have a few good ones

This is actually great advice!

 

[richntiff]

I'm just completely blown away by the awesome names you are all coming up with - WOW

I love Swing and a Ms.

 

[Up the dose]

Snatchbox 20
Gashtest Dummies
Cootie and the Blowfish

 

[Icey101]

so when can we see th video's do you have a youtube site??????

 

[Mike N]

Snatchbox 20
Gashtest Dummies
Cootie and the Blowfish

These.