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New Dilemma
- Thread starter bluewine
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For the sake of TB, I fired up the A.S.S. (Advanced Simulation System) to see what would come out of it. I haven't put it to much use since the Qintar era of TB, but it was powerful enough for it to deduce that bc=tQ. For those who aren't old school TB OT, you can do a search. A supporting membership and access to the lobby is helpful.
So after firing up the A.S.S. lots of Bluewhine came out. And based on data processed through the A.S.S., I have discovered the true identity of Bluewhine.
He's not a 58 year old. No 58 year old spells as poorly as he does. Especially someone who claims to have a degree. The writing style of not knowing the differences between there, their, they're and to, too, and your, you're and many others are indicative of the texting style of a teenager or junior high kid.
Also as a 58 year old, he really doesn't know much about the music from his era. Much of it is very generic, and details tend to be incorrect, which the A.S.S. has verified through it's vast databases.
Also his old man complaints are too typical. Most old guys complain about their wives, mortgages, kids, jobs, golf game, kids on their lawn, inability to maintain an erection, etc. moreso than being tired all the time. If you've never been there, what you know of being old is getting tired and not hip to the scene. Typical teenage stereotype of getting old.
The A.S.S. has come up with a list of suspects as to what Bluewhine's true identity is.
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Stay tuned.
all I can say is..WOW!!!!!!!
jive1
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The A.S.S. has finished processing BW's posts. It took a little longer than usual because it had to come up with alternate logic algorithms in order to make sense of them. Thus far it has eliminated one suspect.
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This guy can't be BW because he was probably a straight A student, thus has very good spelling and grammar. This individual is also a technical person and wouldn't have problems understanding message board concepts like how to use the quote and other BB tag features. This suspect probably has a strong logical streak, thus cannot be BW. But, there is a strong possibility that this is actually Munji's true identity.
Stay tuned as more stuff comes out of the A.S.S.
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This guy can't be BW because he was probably a straight A student, thus has very good spelling and grammar. This individual is also a technical person and wouldn't have problems understanding message board concepts like how to use the quote and other BB tag features. This suspect probably has a strong logical streak, thus cannot be BW. But, there is a strong possibility that this is actually Munji's true identity.
Stay tuned as more stuff comes out of the A.S.S.
My, my. BW, BC, the qintar and the long inactive A.S.S. in one thread. Things are really picking up around here.
I've been lurking this thread. Officially subscribing. It's like watching a whole season of Lost, even if you hate the show, and now I have to stick around to see the ending.
Actually, could someone just pm me and give me a summary after the thread is locked?
Actually, could someone just pm me and give me a summary after the thread is locked?
jive1
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This suspect has been ruled out by the A.S.S.
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I was curious as to why this person was even included as a suspect since he's obviously too old to be a teenager. But the A.S.S. got so many readings about him talking about how hot high school chicks were, that it had to include the creepy child molester dude above.
But after thorough analysis of the analysis, this individual has been ruled out since he's probably in jail somewhere without internet access.
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I was curious as to why this person was even included as a suspect since he's obviously too old to be a teenager. But the A.S.S. got so many readings about him talking about how hot high school chicks were, that it had to include the creepy child molester dude above.
But after thorough analysis of the analysis, this individual has been ruled out since he's probably in jail somewhere without internet access.
Oh man, Jive you're killing me.. Whatever the A.S.S. program comes up with, I sincerely hope that will not deter Blue from posting and as a result entertaining the TB community as a whole.. Face it, the board is more interesting when it includes Blue's ummmmm, unique perspective that helps illustrate what actions an aspiring bassist should probably not follow too closely..
jive1
Commercial User
This individual has been ruled out by the A.S.S. simply because this individual is actually playing a bass.
Even with it's extensive databases and connections to every network in the known world, the A.S.S. was not able to find any conclusive proof that BW actually plays the bass. Thus, the above suspect has been ruled out.
Even with it's extensive databases and connections to every network in the known world, the A.S.S. was not able to find any conclusive proof that BW actually plays the bass. Thus, the above suspect has been ruled out.
jive1
Commercial User
This suspect has been ruled out by the A.S.S. as well.
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The A.S.S. detected faint traces of vocal ability in this one, and based on posts in the Band Management forum, this suspect will likely get a gig playing bass before a more accomplished bassist. Since this guy would probably find a gig easily, this person cannot possibly be BW.
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The A.S.S. detected faint traces of vocal ability in this one, and based on posts in the Band Management forum, this suspect will likely get a gig playing bass before a more accomplished bassist. Since this guy would probably find a gig easily, this person cannot possibly be BW.
I think you need to widen the A.S.S. parameters of search. It seems to be delivering too many false alarms.
jive1
Commercial User
So far the two remain suspects are the following.
They both match the demographic that exhibits the typical pattern of behavior of BW. Lots of whining, lots of drama, lots of narcissism, self absorption, and exhibitionist qualities. The A.S.S. is currently sifting through the abundance of drama and narcissism to determine which of these suspects is actually Bluewhine. But, due to the high volume of whining, complaining and drama, the A.S.S. will be taking a little bit longer than usual to process the data to come up with a conclusion as to who Bluewhine actually is.
Stay tuned.
They both match the demographic that exhibits the typical pattern of behavior of BW. Lots of whining, lots of drama, lots of narcissism, self absorption, and exhibitionist qualities. The A.S.S. is currently sifting through the abundance of drama and narcissism to determine which of these suspects is actually Bluewhine. But, due to the high volume of whining, complaining and drama, the A.S.S. will be taking a little bit longer than usual to process the data to come up with a conclusion as to who Bluewhine actually is.
Stay tuned.
AfroCubanFunkMa said:Oh man, Jive you're killing me.. Whatever the A.S.S. program comes up with, I sincerely hope that will not deter Blue from posting and as a result entertaining the TB community as a whole.. Face it, the board is more interesting when it includes Blue's ummmmm, unique perspective that helps illustrate what actions an aspiring bassist should probably not follow too closely..
Good idea, I don't recommended anyone follow me.
I come at this from somewhere out of left field.
It's not a 101 approach.
jive1
Commercial User
Multiple red flags went off when processing that information. There was a possibility that the guy in front with a little tweaking could be an Emo-kid, and thus be BW. But doing some carbon dating analysis on both, the A.S.S. ruled them out since they are both too old to be BW.
That's not a human playing bass... look at the orange skin. Looks like one of those "Jersey Shore" creatures, or maybe an Oompa-Loompa... but a bit too tall.
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