You are too fun to be real......
For the sake of TB, I fired up the A.S.S. (Advanced Simulation System) to see what would come out of it. I haven't put it to much use since the Qintar era of TB, but it was powerful enough for it to deduce that bc=tQ. For those who aren't old school TB OT, you can do a search. A supporting membership and access to the lobby is helpful.
So after firing up the A.S.S. lots of Bluewhine came out. And based on data processed through the A.S.S., I have discovered the true identity of Bluewhine.
He's not a 58 year old. No 58 year old spells as poorly as he does. Especially someone who claims to have a degree. The writing style of not knowing the differences between there, their, they're and to, too, and your, you're and many others are indicative of the texting style of a teenager or junior high kid.
Also as a 58 year old, he really doesn't know much about the music from his era. Much of it is very generic, and details tend to be incorrect, which the A.S.S. has verified through it's vast databases.
Also his old man complaints are too typical. Most old guys complain about their wives, mortgages, kids, jobs, golf game, kids on their lawn, inability to maintain an erection, etc. moreso than being tired all the time. If you've never been there, what you know of being old is getting tired and not hip to the scene. Typical teenage stereotype of getting old.
The A.S.S. has come up with a list of suspects as to what Bluewhine's true identity is.
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Stay tuned.
