Thanks for the work you guys do. I remember having the back of my head sown shut by some of your colleagues in 1 Fd Amb in the field in Wainwright one time - the Sqn medic couldn't get the wound clean enough on the back deck so she sent me to the Fd Amb. Heaters and warm food, so all round a pleasant visit. Our Regimental Doc was in the hospital and asked if one of the Med A's could put an extra stitch in my head for practice - I agreed to that...we all have to learn our trade somehow. Good times.
Stitches in the head are the worst (from a med supply point of view). Of course, you can't use black sutures (if the patient has dark hair) as you can't tell the suture from the hair. And blue sutures (the preferred colour) are not a catalogue item. So the last thing I did before leaving CMED (and the army) was to get the process started of changing the catalogue description of all sutures from suture black to suture blue. Ridiculous that it takes that much effort to change description, but it was the right thing to do.
But the funniest stitches story comes from an exercise in the arctic. One of my docs had an accident and cut his face open. Without any anesthetic and just a single medic holding a mirror, he stitched his own face back together.