So, as I ended things on the Week 7 thread: "Worst week yet, 6-9, speaking of pathetic!

33-27 for the year...I'm struggling to stay above .500!"
The only reason it didn't truly suck is that Justin Tucker did something he'd never done before:
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...player of the week for the New Orleans Saints: Justin Tucker, ladies & gentlemen (hey...there is no such thing as an ugly win...

). I actually feel just a little bad for Justi....wait...no, it passed.
So, on to week 8:
TNF:
Dolphins @ Texans - This one might actually be a prime time game worthy of watching. Maybe. My thinking is that the Texans D is going to be more than the Dolphin offensive line can handle, and it seems that the Texans have figured out how to play a bit of offense now...and it's in Houston, the Phins haven't traveled well this season. Dolphins 20 Texans 31
Yup. W
Sunday RIDICULOUSLY EARLY, and STUPIDLY IN LONDON game:
Eagles @ Jaguars (really, can either team be the "home" team?

) - Two significantly underachieving teams here, but I think that the Bortles issue will be the determining factor. Man, the Jags blew that choice, didn't they?

Eagles 27 Duval County Bortles 13
Yup, take 2. W
Sunday Early Games:
Broncos @ Chiefs - Yeah...not gonna be pretty, even though the Broncos defense has looked adequate. Broncos 13 Chiefs 31
Yup, take 3.

W
Browns @ Steelers - Not in Cleveland? Not gonna be a tie (not because the Steelers are all that good, just because....). Browns 17 Steelers 24
I'm feeling pretty good so far this week, even getting close on scores so far!

W
Redskins @ Giants - Down to one Eli, still won't help them. Redskins 30 Giants 10
Well...not so good on the score, but nailed the outcome just fine. W
Seahawks @ Lions - Good matchup of two meh teams. Homefield 3. Seahawks 17 Lions 20
...and...can't win 'em all, right? Looks like the Seahawks are waking up just a little bit... L
Buccaneers @ Bengals - Bengals bounce back bigtime because Bucs blow. These are words with a "B" this time (those that get the reference, bonus points!

).
Bucs 23 Bengals 34
Got one score right but for the wrong team...I'm off the Bengals wagon completely, but the Bucs are indeed who I think they are in the end. W
Jets @ Bears - Off the Jets wagon; Bears will be on fire at home after losing a game that they had a shot at against the Pats last week. Not even close...Jets 13 Bears 31
And, yet again. W
Ravens @ Panthers - Panthers have been getting gifts from sub-par teams (last second win against Giants; 4th quarter comeback against the slumping Eagles). This team is not sub-par, and will rub Cam's nose in his own poop all day with the joke of an offensive line Carolina fields (think 5 sacks/TFL). The Panthers defense is aging out, slowing down, and will get beat up because the Ravens will be able to play ball control football against them (thanks to the lack of a competent offense on the Panthers side of the equation). Reality drops on Panthers fans: your team will be a wildcard at best, and may not make the post season this year - because they aren't good, just slightly above mediocre. Ravens 27 Panthers 18
Really. The Ravens laid an egg here, didn't they?

Panthers will show their true colors sooner or later. L
Colts @ Raiders - Who will the Raiders trade away this week?

Colts will do just fine on the road here, against the toothless wonder that Chucky has created out in Oakland this season.
Colts 34 Raiders 23
Chucky's Comedy Tour continues. W
49ers @ Cardinals - Meh. Why bother? Well, because I need to make a pick, otherwise...meh. Home field 3. 49ers 17 Cardinals 20
Home field 3 indeed, and nice comeback by the Cards. Not that it matters in the big picture.

W
Packers @ Rams - A-Rod and the better-than-you-realize Packers defense will make a game of this. And it may be more of a game than the Rams are ready for. Close one, no matter which team ends up on top, but I'm gonna take this one for my upset special.
Packers 27 Rams 24 (or flip it

)
So close!!!! S'ok, I'd rather the Rams show up in NOLA undefeated and leave with an L next week...heh... L
SNF:
Saints @ Vikings - Yeah, yeah, yeah....Minnesota Miracle, blah, blah, blah, blah. Not this time, I don't see this Saints team spotting a not as-good-as-you-think Vikes team a half of football this time, they're going to actually play all 4 quarters (reference: see first drive against Ravens, this is an ANGRY Saints team).
The Vikes offense can't run the ball, Theilen is good but can be contained, Diggs is fast but can also be contained - especially if the Saints front 7 get after a shaky under pressure Cousins, who is sitting behind a suspect offensive line. The Saints D doesn't need to STOP the Vikes, just slow them down a bit...because...
On the other side, the Saints offense will shred a not so impressive this year Vikings defense (and they weren't so impressive in the 2nd half of the game in January either), it will be a full-frontal assault between Boom & Zoom on the ground and the air attack that may not have big names, but still puts up big yards and points. Too much for the Vikings, they will lose at home, again, and convincingly at that. Saints 42 Vikings 24
So, the Saints didn't drop a 40-burger, but they made the point: if they play 4 full quarters, they're the better of the two teams in this pairing. It wasn't even as close as the 30-20 score would indicate, this was a pretty convincing win for the Saints. W
MNF: Patriots @ Bills - This crap is why I don't really respect the Pats, they start every season with 6 wins. I mean, really, can't anyone in the AFC East put an actual NFL team on the field?

This will be a "why bother?" prime time game.
Pats 48 Bills 13
It took the Pats half a game to wake up and realize they were actually playing football, but once they did.... W
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By the way, do not get the NFL app on your phone if you're on Verizon. I just got a nasty surprise: it is designed to default to using your data even if you're on wi-fi.

They do not make that clear in any way, until you get your first notification that you're running out of data. Very uncool of both Verizon and the NFL.
11-3 this week. Not too shabby.

Makes my record 44-30, or 70%, which is not amazing, but at least legitimately "good". And the NFL phone app still sucks.