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Nipples Showing at the Office

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agent77 said:
When I was a kid we didn't call it a rotary phone. We called it a phone, and the cord was about 4 feet long, so in 7th grade when your trying to talk to a girl trying to be all cool and stuff but your parents are sitting right there...........kids these days have it made.
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HAHA! OMG I had totally forgotten about that. You are so right!

Me: (in a barely audible voice because mom and dad are 5' away) Hey, whatchya doing?
Her: (in an equally barely audible voice) Nothing, whatchoo doing?
Me: Nothing.....(silence)...uhh...whatchyoo doing?
her: Nothing....ummm...whatchyoo doing..?
 
#83
bassinplace said:
They're just nipples, everyone has them. Consider it a job perk. ;)
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#88
I worked in NYC for 13 years and was presented with all sorts of female wardrobe deliciousness. You must learn the art of discreet leering, grasshopper. And really, be grateful for the distraction. Life is so boring without them.
 
#89
Wear sunglasses in the office and if anyone asks, you just got back from the eye doctor.
Problem solved!
I once had an employee, mid 20's natural red head with shall we say, "huge tracks of land". For some reason, she insisted on wearing a knit sweater in the office, with no bra or undershirt. The fellas just poked out of that knit sweater. After some time, a female employee complained about her "appearance" and she was told to change her office atire.
One of the sadest days of my professional career!
Fishheadjoe
 
#90
Relic said:
HAHA! OMG I had totally forgotten about that. You are so right!



Me: (in a barely audible voice because mom and dad are 5' away) Hey, whatchya doing?

Her: (in an equally barely audible voice) Nothing, whatchoo doing?

Me: Nothing.....(silence)...uhh...whatchyoo doing?

her: Nothing....ummm...whatchyoo doing..?
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"You put the phone down..."

"No YOU put the phone down...."

"Awww...YOU put the phone down..."

"I know, let's do it together...3...2...1..."

"You're still there..."

"So are you..."

"OK, let's try again...3...2...1..."

Ad infinitum :)
 
#98
Fawkesguy said:
OP never mentions if these chicks are good-looking. Are they? Or are these granny nips we're talking about? Feel free to provide detailed descriptions. :D
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This was exactly my thought. Are they all around hotties or older middle not so hotties?? If they're straight hotties, yes, this would be a tight spot to be in. I think most women know exactly what they're doing when things like this happen. But in the end, what are they going to do? Cover their breasts with their hands, run them till they warm up? I guess most just move along like they're not there. That's what I would try to do. Be respectable. Let it ride. Try to anyway.
 
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gregmon79 said:
This was exactly my thought. Are they all around hotties or older middle not so hotties?? If they're straight hotties, yes, this would be a tight spot to be in. I think most women know exactly what they're doing when things like this happen. But in the end, what are they going to do? Cover their breasts with their hands, run them till they warm up? I guess most just move along like they're not there. That's what I would try to do. Be respectable. Let it ride. Try to anyway.
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A better solution may be if the OP used his hands to warm them up until the poking stopped.
 
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