Nipples Showing at the Office

[ubnomnar]

SO WHATS THE PROBLEM???

 

[bassdude51]

Right?

First off, we don't feel sorry for you. The only dude with 5 female attorneys. Lucky! Hopefully, they got the looks to match the "nips".

I have to agree with elgecko. Men run hotter than women and it is us who have the A/C cranked and not them.

Who controls the thermostat? Set it down a bit if you think it's causing the "nippy stiffs".

Other than that.................enjoy!

 

[lowfreq33]

Must be a chilly spell in Tinseltown. View attachment 379035

Is it just me, or is Heather Graham looking a bit cockeyed here?

 

[GKon]

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'm literally doubled over with laughter!

 

[hover]

Is it just me, or is Heather Graham looking a bit cockeyed here?

bewbs aside, this is nothing new.

 

[Jazz Ad]

 

[Fawkesguy]

Someone doesn't have imagination!

Oh trust me, there's no lack of imagination....just many many years of reality.

 

[Pilgrim]

I understand. That kind of thing can happen in any setting, but it's tough when it's going on a lot.

I try to be really, really excellent at concentrating on making eye contact. Lots of eye contact.

 

[bkbirge]

Is it just me, or is Heather Graham looking a bit cockeyed here?

I see what you did there.

 

[DerHoggz]

Psst.....they want you to notice, that's why they do it. They actually want the other women in the office to notice more than the men who come in. It's just how much "noticing" one can do before they cross some loosely defined and ever-shifting "legal line you shouldn't cross".


Oh....and for me, it was my 9th grade english teacher...hubba hubba.

This logic is complete and utter crap. It is just something that happens, and women's clothing is made rather thin.

 

[MrDOS]

SO WHATS THE PROBLEM???

This.

"Move along -everything to see here...

 

[tastybasslines]

What's hilarious about this thread is that the mere mention of the word "nipples" turns grown men into giggling 11 year olds almost immediately. Me included. I actually started out serious, but all I can do now is giggle.

 

[FilterFunk]

I've seen women at work and there's not a nipple in sight, and I've seen the very same women in casual or workout clothes, and it's nipples for days! So I'm thinking that if a woman really wants to keep her nipples from being so obvious, she can.

 

[Sonic_Death]

 

[Outlaw_son]

When in doubt, motorboat it out.

 

[will33]

This logic is complete and utter crap. It is just something that happens, and women's clothing is made rather thin.

Sorry, I just don't buy that. Women don't have cleavage falling out everywhere because they don't want anyone to notice. It is however more about out-doing the other women in the office than it is impressing guys.

 

[A-Step-Towards]

This sounds like potential script for a porno.

 

[BawanaRik]

I'm a Paralegal at a female owned law firm. I'm the only male there among 5 female attorneys.

My boss comes out to chat with me about an important motion we are under deadline to file. Now this is a very important document, 20 pages long, accompanied by declarations and such, so details are important and need to be discussed.

Now, it seems to me that women tend to run a bit hotter than men, and they usually have the A/C on to a temperature colder than I would like. I don't know if she is wearing a bra, but her nipples are on full alert, where you could dial a rotary phone with them. We are discussing the case, and it is virtually impossible to not look, but I'm trying and telling myself over and over to not look, while still trying to soak up case details. Meanwhile, my mind is drifting toward sex and what she might look like naked.

Then second main attorney comes over to conference about it as well, and hers are also at a 10. Now I got 2 sets staring right at me, but I'm doing my best to stay professional. Seriously, what a sight. I have the image of their 4 nipples etched in my mind right now.

It seems to me that they are either oblivious to it, just don't care, or perhaps feel they don't have to do anything at all. I don't really need to bring it up, it's just very awkward, that's all. I mean, I wear an undershirt under my dress shirts to prevent that.

It's my opinion that you need a good lawyer. Since you're a paralegal I assume you know a few.

Anything like that which distracts you from your job is harassment.

I imagine if you were at full alert and on display like that . You'd be fired.

I suggest you consult an attorney.
Your boss will realize that fair is fair and fire her self.

 

[tastybasslines]

This sounds like potential script for a porno.

Pornos have scripts? :what:

 

[BawanaRik]

Sorry, I just don't buy that. Women don't have cleavage falling out everywhere because they don't want anyone to notice. It is however more about out-doing the other women in the office than it is impressing guys.

There may be some solid truth here.

I've noticed that the first thing girls do when they get, uh, modified is go show off to their girls friends.