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Wearing a kilt is on my bucket list of things to do. Not necessarily on stage, mind you, but at some point.
I played a festival last weekend that actually specified a no shorts on stage policy in our contract. It ended up being the joke of the day backstage. I only noticed one rebel in shorts all day and he was everyone's hero.
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It is well known in polite circles that nobody will pay attention to what a man will say if he does not wear trousers. (Pants are worn by women and sailors).
All that being said. . .It's Florida and it's HOT
I can't help but wonder what'd happen if a band like this turned up...
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depending on how anal the contract was.......I'd wear a dress, and pearls.
Not that I like dudes legs, but seeing the pic, they may have wanted to do a "no short" dress contract as well. I am sure she is a nice person, but she doesn't have the body to dress like that...

I was never good with irrational rules. If the "no shorts" policy served a purpose over asthetic reasons I'd be fine....but.....
If you were the party accepting the contract I don’t think the people paying you would care what you thought about it one way or another. “Offer, negotiation, tender, acceptance.” - that’s what a contract is all about. And also how it works.![]()