Not a CL ad per se, but....

[drummer5359]

Unbelieveable. But I spewed coffee when I watched that guy LMAO
He's about as metal as the Pillsbury Doughboy

I'm condfident that someone on here is skilled enough to with photoshop to put a leather vest on the Pillsbury Dough Boy and a pointy guitar in his hands.

 

[BassNeo]

What. The. F...

Nevermind, that's not even worth the expletive.

 

[N.F.A.]

Digging up my old Celtic Frost and Coroner stuff now that I read this. Gotta clear my mind after that.

 

[Flabass]

I think these guys are competing with Complete for the title of most awesome band on Youtube.

Complete - Hoogie-Boogie Land - YouTube

The bass player has DUCT TAPE over his strings. And he is picking ON the tape!

OMG, LOL.

 

[aaronhutson]

"Legendary" in thier own minds, maybe.

Oh he's legendary alright. Just not for the reasons he thinks..

 

[Ayce]

The bass player has DUCT TAPE over his strings. And he is picking ON the tape!

OMG, LOL.

After intensive study, (for about 5 mins. with the volume down and watching a couple of other ones,) I don't think the duct tape is over the strings, but under. Possibly covering a bad home route job. Still fugly. :scowl:

 

[BBox Bass]

Metalsucks had a discussion going about Mr. Thunderbolt a few days ago. Someone claiming to be his friend wrote that the guy has autism and was physically abused by a black man who was doing drugs with him, hence his negative attitude toward blacks. The friend implored everyone to lay off. See it here:

“WHERE CELTIC FROST FAILED, I WILL SUCCEED.” | MetalSucks

This morning I'll be discussing autism in my introductory psychology class and will bring this up. Should be interesting to hear what the students have to say.

 

[Chef FourString]

I know a drummer in Austin Texas who would be perfect for this guy. They have similar delusions, and even look like brothers.

I know a few of those types in ATX as well. People like that have an uncanny knack for making want to laugh and puke at the same time.

 

[OnederTone]

The master at work....What a joke...
It's Love Again mpg - YouTube

I think I've seen the drummer somewhere before...

 

[Randall]

Hey hot waitresses-come take a picture with me
Hey i cant have any black people over to MY MOMS HOUSE

 

[2milehighspike]

I made the mistake of taking a pull off my beer right before i pulled this up, damn if it didnt come out my nose!, celtic frost my a$$ how about spinal tap, this clown CAN'T be serious

 

[NWB]

For a brief bit there, I considered going to audition for his band and then reporting the likely humorous situation back here.

Then I saw the rap video in the other thread about him which conjured images of cellars, buckets, and lotion....

 

[DiabolusInMusic]

NWB please go to the audition with a helmet cam.... in black face.... possibly high...

 

[DiabolusInMusic]

Holy smokes there are sound samples on the side of the page.... this is awesome.... ly bad.

 

[RustyAxe]

Here is a moral dilemma; an eccentric billionaire offers to pay you to be in this clowns' band. Would you not do it at any price or would x-dollars per week swing it for you? If so, what is the value of x?

My musical integrity is easily compromised by money. In this case, I think $2K a week might do it.