Not music related jokes?

[Atshen]

A guy walks into his doctor's office.

- Doc, I have a problem. When I fart it doesn't smell.

- OK, let's see. Let one rip now.

* PRRRRTT!! *

Doc walks to the back of the room and comes back with a drill and a long 1/4" bit.

- Doc, you're not gonna insert that in my arse, aren't ya?

- Oh no, this is to clear your nostrils.



Baddam tsshh!

 

[ImNotJoel]

A guy with no legs and no arms is sitting, sad on the beach. A very attractive girl asks him what's wrong. The guy with no arms and legs say he found out he only has a week to live and never had his first kiss.

So the girl gives him his first kiss and he is ecstatic. He figures he only has a week left to live so he asks her another question.

He tells her he has also never been screwed before. So she picks up the armless and legless man and throws him into the water.

 

[slobake]

Did you hear about the ameoba who split up with his girlfriend?

 

[slobake]

Mr. and Mrs. Vacuum got a divorce. It turns out they didn't have anything in common.

 

[fhm555]

All this science!

The masochist says whip me, beat me, make you your slave.
The sadist says...no.

 

[Kmrumedy]

My wife asked me to see things from a woman's point of view.......





So I looked out the kitchen window..........

 

[Happynoj]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms or legs.