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Now No Minimum Age - Old Basstards Club

#81
Passinwind said:
The snow started gettin' really deep and I was forced to hitchhike. I thought the driver looked a little suspicious, but illegal aliens abound around here and I was getting pretty desperate. What year is this, and what planet for that matter? I'll take number 42, please...:eyebrow:
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I can't answer your questions good sir,but I do know the state us Old Basstards are in.The state of confusion. <rimshot>


Passinwind - #42 is all you.

NortyFiner - #31
 
#85
I figured this is a group I could fit in with!
-Saw Van Halen in 1979 - VHII tour
-Saw Rush on the 2112 tour!
Was at the mall with my 8 year old son and a women looked at us and said, "my you have a young looking grandfather there" to my son... I got my hair still, it's just about all sliver now, so I believe that I may fit into this group... and I do get angered by all these new fangled technologies the kids are using today!
Can anyone get my VCR to stop srceaming 12:00 at me!
Fishheadjoe
 
#89
What if:

Youre under 21,
Dont like much music before 1990,
Have one dream and it was to be at Woodstock,
Have seen Ruch live from the 12th row,
only play Fenders (live),
and have the attitude of an adult.

Am I in?
 
#91
mrjim123 said:
Official club drink: Arrogant Bastard Ale (they misspelled "Basstard" ;)).

Says right on the bottle "You're not worthy".

http://www.arrogantbastard.com/index2.html
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I thought this was the club drink:
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Also I find it highly irresponsible to wave alcohol around in front of a bunch of guys on dialysis.............
 
#94
I bought a cane to swing at kids my own age when they do things that piss me off or which I deem as stupid. Translation: all the time. I also drive slow and love buffets.

I've also had to chase an old lady off my lawn numerous times. Not sure if that helps my case or not.

Can I join?

EDIT: "You damn kids and your _____" is a part of my daily vernacular (aimed at kids my own age, of course...no respect, no manners, no motivation, no skills, no nothing...:rollno:).
 
#95
superfunk47 said:
I bought a cane to swing at kids my own age when they do things that piss me off or which I deem as stupid. Translation: all the time. I also drive slow and love buffets.

I've also had to chase an old lady off my lawn numerous times. Not sure if that helps my case or not.

Can I join?

EDIT: "You damn kids and your _____" is a part of my daily vernacular (aimed at kids my own age, of course...no respect, no manners, no motivation, no skills, no nothing...:rollno:).
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superfunk47 - #33
 

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