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Odd blind date last night
- Thread starter Eric Perry
- Start date
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
P.S. What's N V??
I guess we ain't talking Bergantino here...
LMAO.
Who knows, it might get him laid.
jive1
Commercial User
If you would have posted this prior to the date, I would have advised you to not bring out the Guinea Pig until at least the 2nd date.
I don't know about that, dis. How would you react if, on the way to your house for some knockin', your date suggested that you swing by his place so he can pick up his gerbil?
jive1
Commercial User
Actually, it's a Guinea Pig. Considering Eric's girth, a gerbil would just rattle around in there and not be much fun.
I say bunk. It's just a well fed gerbil. We all know how full of **** Eric is. I would also imagine Brownie and Eric have grown together. Sure, it might be like chucking a hotdog into an airplane hangar now, but I imagine that during their honeymoon period things were a lot more snugly. More like a hot dog in a hallway.
Yeah, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....
Ehem. Just check the post immediately above yours. Take a quick read of the last line there.
Great minds and all.
jive1
Commercial User
I say bunk. It's just a well fed gerbil. We all know how full of **** Eric is. I would also imagine Brownie and Eric have grown together. Sure, it might be like chucking a hotdog into an airplane hangar now, but I imagine that during their honeymoon period things were a lot more snugly. More like a hot dog in a hallway.
That is an interesting theory. Considering how close Eric and Lemmewinks is, I can totally see them getting fat together. Those late nights drinking beer and cozy nights having dinner by candlelight would add to any rodent's girth. Plus since Lemmewinks has been with Eric for a while, he probably let his svelte gerbil figure go and balooned into the Guinea Pig looking rodent of today.
Exactly, just like a normal wife, without the need to compete for the attention of other gerbil lovers little Lemmewinks just got real cozy with his man and an endless supply of Eric's homemade bon bons.
jive1
Commercial User
Exactly, just like a normal wife, without the need to compete for the attention of other gerbil lovers little Lemmewinks just got real cozy with his man and an endless supply of Eric's homemade bon bons.
It's sad because I heard that Lemmewinks used to hit the hamster wheel hard when he was single.
