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Odd blind date last night
- Thread starter Eric Perry
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LOL. Sorry, no pics. Hell, if I knew she was gonna pull the coital equivalent of a chew n' screw, I would have snapped pics of her nakedness and posted it!!!! 
LOL. Sorry, no pics. Hell, if I knew she was gonna pull the coital equivalent of a chew n' screw, I would have snapped pics of her nakedness and posted it!!!!
And we would all e-high five ya!
because at first it's tasty and delicious, but then you realize you got the one that you specifically didn't want to get?
^^^. Good point, and one I'm surprised no one brought up yet. I normally am quite confident in my... ummmm... abilities. And have never had anyone say anything negative. Just the opposite, actually.
I will say, however, that I was FAR drunker than I thought. Some of the act is quite honestly a total blur at this point. When I was walking downstairs the next morning, I realized I had no idea where the door was, where my car was... Or where her HOUSE was! It wasn't until she walked me out (thank god she did, or I woulda been wandering around) and I saw my surroundings did it come back to me. With all that being said, maybe I did suck.
Oh well.
P.S. I was NOT that drunk at the club we were at (not even close). We continued to drink at her place. I never would have drove if I was that incapacitated!
I would only worry if you woke up with a carrot in your hand.
rack: "I'm horny, I haven't had sex in like forever"
friend: "I've got the perfect guy for you, but he's kind of a deuche"
rack: "I don't care I just want some meat in my bread"
friend: "then he IS the perfect guy for you!"
SMS...
friend: "I've got the perfect guy for you, but he's kind of a deuche"
rack: "I don't care I just want some meat in my bread"
friend: "then he IS the perfect guy for you!"
SMS...
This could be pretty close to the truth. Rack needs some sausage, and you have a rep for not being picky and don't want a relationship (my assumptions). A perfect match.
Are you insinuating that I was a moaterboatin' sonofabeeyotch?
I'm insinuating nothing. I'm coming right out and sayin' it!
pbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Your assumptions are quite close! I'd just change it to not too picky.
P.S. Because I literally LOL'd when I read that one line, I did sig it, giving you full credit, of course.
