Odd blind date last night

[EricF]

Who let old people on the internet?

If my hip didn't hurt so much, I'd whup your @$$ for a comment like that!

 

[Vince S.]

Yeah, because no one ever got pregnant or AIDS from a one night stand.

Add to that the LOL! I GOT SEXORS!!!! I'LL POST ABOUT IT ON TEH INTARWWEBS quality of this thread and I have to ask when did TB become Fark or Something Awful?

 

[eedre]

Who let old people on the internet?

Not old, just realistic.

 

[Eric Perry]

Eric, we all know that you're really a pickup artist. You studied at the feet of Mystery and Dave DeAngelo. You don't have to lie to us.

Dude, I actually just started reading that a few days ago!!! I'm kinda partial to Ross (not far into the book yet, however)

You read the text message? That is weird
She was probably either making herself feel good about not being with you because you are moving, or wanted to be honest that you are an ugly mo fo and then felt bad because it might bruise your fragile ego.

Jonathan

Or both!

Speaking of pitiful.

I see it simply, two single adults got together, enjoyed an evening, and went forward from there. They may or may not ever do it again. No one was hurt, no one made or broke any promises.

What is the problem here? What or who gave YOU the job of judging either of these adults? Who made YOU the arbiter of morality on this or any other topic?

Thanks buddy.

I see you know Eric...have you met his gerbil?

Nevermind, I take that thanks back!

Yeah, because no one ever got pregnant or AIDS from a one night stand.

Add to that the LOL! I GOT SEXORS!!!! I'LL POST ABOUT IT ON TEH INTARWWEBS quality of this thread and I have to ask when did TB become Fark or Something Awful?

You're good for a chuckle. I like having you around. You're like a cross between Lindfield and burk! LMAO!!!! I do have a suggestion, however. Peer up to the top right corner of your monitor. There's a boxed red X there. Rumor has it, if you click on said 'x' the horrific, infantile ramblings on your screen mysteriously disappear, never to be seen again, unless you voluntarily seek them out... Which you've obviously done several times, tiger.

Oh MoonyMan. Come on, have a chuckle. We all know Eric618 doesn't get out very much. Have a chuckle. Be happy for our little buddy. He bagged a fatty. (Oh, you didn't think we'd read into the "big boobs" comment, Eric? - Trust me, I'm not to proud to admit I've played the "one-good-feature game", and we all know what big boobs come with.... that's right, a great big turd cutter). Since when did you join the race to become the next Lindfield, aka, .I


Whoops, I think I might have taken down a few people with this post.

I just peed myself!

Knowing one of the participants in the exchange, I am comfortable in saying that he took the reasonable precautions and will not have either of the negative outcomes you have in a reactionary way invoked.

Dude had an experience, he shared it with his buds. This is OT, land of "hey look at what happened!".

Get over it, if you don't like these threads and the humor in them, I suggest DON'T LOOK.

Okay, you can have your thanks back.


...And yes, it was wrapped up tightly... And so far my tongue feels fine.

 

[Snarf]

copypasta

 

[peterbright]

cheesepasta

 

[MakiSupaStar]

haha. Chicks are great.

 

[jazzy grille]

So a friend of mine that I used to work with text messaged me last week, saying she has a friend I might be interested in. I ignored the text, as the blind date concept is creepy to me, and I'm comfortable where I am now, and having a boatload of fun! Anywho, the next day, this girl that my friend suggested to me e-mails me via MySpace. The e-mail sounded cool. She's a professor where I went to grad school, is moderately attractive, has a huge rack, and shares a lot of interests with me. So, I figured what the F. I wrote her back, we exchanged a few e-mails, hit it off, and decided to get together for drinks last night. I expected nothing more than drinks.

Well, we went had drinks, got along really well, and ended up back at her house (on her suggestion). We do the do. She was pretty good, with a very nice mix of freaky thrown in. No complaints here. I woke up when her alarm went off, we chatted, and I split. We both had work.

I get a text message from her before saying, thanks for the fun night, I need to be honest though, I'm really not attracted to you. please don't be mad, etc....

MAD??? I was thrilled. I'm planning on moving away. She knew this. I got a fun night of over-drinking and over-sexing in, with no strings to speak of. I was fine with her text. I just found it incredibly odd that she told me this after we churned butter, ya know?

What'chall think?

That was awesome. 10 man points to you.

/Srsly.

 

[peterbright]

Any rashes, itching or dripping?

 

[Eric Perry]

haha. Chicks are great.

By the way, homie, her rack is of synthetic origin. She's not a fatty. (That's not to say, of course, that I haven't bedded down far too many fatties in my lifetime. I'm not a proud man either). :scowl:

 

[Eric Perry]

Any rashes, itching or dripping?

Nope. All is cool. Remember, I was wrapped up like a sausage link, dude.

 

[Unrepresented]

Just a quick recap, let me know if I'm missing something:

1) Friend says girl might be interested in you.

Resulting status: Good

2) Girl talks to you on myspace

Resulting status: Good

3) Meet up for drinks:

Resulting status: Good

4) Girl invites you back to her place

Resuting status: Good

5) You have sex with her

Resulting status: "No thanks"




A man of less a less delicate nature than myself might suggest that there is a clear indicator where satisfaction may not have been enjoyed by both parties.

 

[Eric Perry]

^^^. Good point, and one I'm surprised no one brought up yet. I normally am quite confident in my... ummmm... abilities. And have never had anyone say anything negative. Just the opposite, actually.

I will say, however, that I was FAR drunker than I thought. Some of the act is quite honestly a total blur at this point. When I was walking downstairs the next morning, I realized I had no idea where the door was, where my car was... Or where her HOUSE was! It wasn't until she walked me out (thank god she did, or I woulda been wandering around) and I saw my surroundings did it come back to me. With all that being said, maybe I did suck.

Oh well.


P.S. I was NOT that drunk at the club we were at (not even close). We continued to drink at her place. I never would have drove if I was that incapacitated!

 

[nortonrider]

Just a quick recap, let me know if I'm missing something:

1) Friend says girl might be interested in you.

Resulting status: Good

2) Girl talks to you on myspace

Resulting status: Good

3) Meet up for drinks:

Resulting status: Good

4) Girl invites you back to her place

Resuting status: Good

5) You have sex with her

Resulting status: "No thanks"




A man of less a less delicate nature than myself might suggest that there is a clear indicator where satisfaction may not have been enjoyed by both parties.

HAHAHA - BURN!

 

[Unrepresented]

^^^. Good point, and one I'm surprised no one brought up yet.

Other people here (besides Chris 2112 it would seem) aren't *******s.

 

[Eric Perry]

HAHAHA - BURN!

Whatch it buddy. I'm moving TO Colorado. I'll hunt you down!

 

[bassguppy]

you're so dirty....

 

[spade2you]

Nope. All is cool. Remember, I was wrapped up like a sausage link, dude.

Good, cuz there are cures for dripping and itching, but no cure for meat blisters.

 

[KeithBMI]

You're nothing without your avatar.

 

[Flintlock]

Oh, and her name is Brownie.

Call me crazy, but isn't that a guinea pig and not a gerbil? Or am I missing something?