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Definitely a Pre-Gibson Steinberger. Fretted. 4-string.
Reasoning:
Since in this scenario we would have to liquidate assets and strip down to just what we can carry, there must be heavy s*** going down. I shall elaborate:
1. The Steinberger would be easy to transport.
2. It would be easy to conceal if incognito movement is required. Such a mob/CIA hit or as if guitarists successfully passed that anti-bass player legislation we have been warned about. (Bass on the down-low, as it were..)
3. If that heavy s*** involves nuclear fallout, chemical warfare or drastic climate change the graphite neck on the Steinberger will stay straight and true were an organic neck might warp, twist, or combust.
4. If required to be used as a weapon, (as if in a zombie apocalypse) it could be deployed and wielded quickly. Also blood washes off more easily from non-porus fretboard materials.
5. The EMG pickups are clear and well suited to aggressive fingerstyle playing. No one wants to escape a mob hit/chemical attack/zombie infestation/nuclear holocaust just be be saddled with a muddy sounding bass.
Funny, I just bought that exact bass today. Should have it next week. Can't wait! (But, I still believe I would keep my L-2500 over an SB2 - it does Passive and single coil, has tone adjustments, and has a B string, which I would definitely want in a One and Only)
Definitely a Pre-Gibson Steinberger. Fretted. 4-string.
Reasoning:
Since in this scenario we would have to liquidate assets and strip down to just what we can carry, there must be heavy s*** going down. I shall elaborate:
1. The Steinberger would be easy to transport.
2. It would be easy to conceal if incognito movement is required. Such a mob/CIA hit or as if guitarists successfully passed that anti-bass player legislation we have been warned about. (Bass on the down-low, as it were..)
3. If that heavy s*** involves nuclear fallout, chemical warfare or drastic climate change the graphite neck on the Steinberger will stay straight and true were an organic neck might warp, twist, or combust.
4. If required to be used as a weapon, (as if in a zombie apocalypse) it could be deployed and wielded quickly. Also blood washes off more easily from non-porus fretboard materials.
5. The EMG pickups are clear and well suited to aggressive fingerstyle playing. No one wants to escape a mob hit/chemical attack/zombie infestation/nuclear holocaust just be be saddled with a muddy sounding bass.