Perfect band to join via Craigslist

[Mr Gaston]

He is very different - I think he would struggle with the world.

Not to kill the mood, but the more I read, it turned from funny to sad. Now all I see is how incredibly sad this guys life must be. And I'm not a sensitive guy.

 

[hrodbert696]

Not if Scarry Garry has a say about that! Here is the greatest rock interview of all time. He's lived more in his three rehearsals than most rock stars do in their whole careers...

He doesn't look at all like Slash with that top hat on.

 

[ii7-V7]

"4/4 or faster"

You know what's faster than 4/4? That's right....11/4.

 

[hdracer]

The funniest thing is that he has the guitar players, drummers, keys players and singers in the Twin Cities laughing at him too.
Facebook is lit up and his ad is being shared by every musician in town.

 

[hrodbert696]

Hey, the Deity Girls have an act of their own, with no Scarry Garry in sight...



Well, he did produce. No choreography by Tiffany Putnam, though. This time they had Venus, Aphrodite and Hera. Moving up in the world!

 

[Big Brother]

He doesn't look at all like Slash with that top hat on.

Fast forward 9 years, still wearing it!

I think the hair comes with it, that should have fallen out long ago...

 

[invalidprotocol]

I haz mah bucket. I can haz beer nao?

This is awesome. Someone should send this in reply to the ad.

 

[moshspeggeti]

Any band that specifically states they don't want anything "Les Claypool" is not a band for me.

 

[Big Brother]

You know what's faster than 4/4? That's right....11/4.

220, 221, whatever it takes...

 

[Imperfectly Spliced]

This is awesome. Someone should send this in reply to the ad.

Yes I agree. Mainly because you know he's not the kind of guy with a sense of humour so the explosion/meltdown of a reply should be entertaining.

 

[2.6kHz]

Let's start taking bets on the # of dead stripper bodies buried in mom's back yard. Set the over/under at say 10?

I'm taking the over.

Whoever said any publicity is good publicity never ran into this guy, that's for damn sure.

 

[tdogg]

reminds me of this guy a little.

 

[Big Brother]

Let's start taking bets on the # of dead stripper bodies buried in mom's back yard. Set the over/under at say 10?

I'm taking the over.

Going the under on this one, at $150 an hour the time he would need to explain precisely what the stripper had to do would be prohibitively expensive.

 

[2.6kHz]

Never know, he could be a fan of the talent on display tuesdays, around noon time. Some real bargains to be had, them gals even more of a victim of society than this guy.

Going the under on this one, at $150 an hour the time he would need to explain precisely what the stripper had to do would be prohibitively expensive. This guy has a hard drive full of animal porn.

 

[hdracer]

Read This Local Band's Hilarious Craigslist "Add" Seeking New Members - MetalSucks

 

[Big Brother]

Going viral. Why not.

 

[baceface]

reminds me of this guy a little.

This is sooo fitting..

 

[Big Brother]

Someone needs to take the bull by the horns and arrange a festival with all these internet superstars.

I'd pay $50.

 

[hrodbert696]

Someone needs to take the bull by the horns and arrange a festival with all these internet superstars.

I'd pay $50.

Youtubalooza!

 

[audreycashin]

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