Pickleball Brawl?

[Michedelic]

Only in Florida, right? There’s a spoof of this, involving an alligator, that’s been making the rounds online, but the reality is absurd enough…

Florida Couple Gets into 'Heated' Pickleball Brawl with 'Over 20' Country Club Members

Anthony and Julianne Sapienza were arrested after allegedly starting a fight at during a game of pickleball at a Florida county club that left people injured.

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I’m just waiting for Cornhole riots.

 

[friskinator]

Don’t you mean a picklebrawl?

 

[Michedelic]

Don’t you mean a picklebrawl?

That too.

 

[TOOL460002]

There's pickleball beef within my parents' HOA. Most suburban poopie ever. No fist fights yet.

 

[Michedelic]

There's pickleball beef within my parents' HOA. Most suburban poopie ever. No fist fights yet.

Hmm, I smell a comedy-of-errors script here, sort of a Grumpy Old Men meets Neighbors thing, with a fast food chain merchandising tie-in…pickled beef-ball. I know a guy at Warners, I’ll set up a meeting…

 

[DJ Bebop]

I’m just waiting for Cornhole riots.

 

[JMarkD]

And I'm willing to bet none of these clowns are native Floridians.

 

[Gopherbassist]

I don't even know what pickleball is.

 

[MVE]

I don't even know what pickleball is.

Its smaller than tennis but bigger than ping-pong.
The balls are hard plastic and make a horrible clacking sound that can trigger an involuntary aggressive response in some individuals.

 

[Jaycat]

I don't even know what pickleball is.

The minor leagues are "gherkin ball."

 

[Michedelic]

I don't even know what pickleball is.

Well, I’m not sure I wanna know what cornhole is, either.

 

[basspraiser]

I don't even know what pickleball is.

Then you are blessed..
Never played it....I didn't see the draw

 

[lark_z]

Having spent 6 years in a large retirement community with something like 30 pickleball courts, this surprises me not.

 

[BassicJazzy]

Well, I’m not sure I wanna know what cornhole is, either.

Oh, you poor deprived guy. You've probably never even been dwarf bowling?

 

[Michedelic]

Oh, you poor deprived guy. You've probably never even been dwarf bowling?

I’ve encountered dwarf tossing, same thing?

 

[Pings Bass]

I went to a fight and a pickleball tournament broke out

 

[Low Main]

If a cornhole brawl ever breaks out, the guy who will win it has no arms and legs, carries a gun, and will just start shooting people.

 

[Low Main]

This is why Whitey Bulger hid from the law in California.

I'd be more worried about that woman. She has the face of a Lincoln co-conspirator and a neck like Takeo Spikes.

 

[Carl Hillman]

Pickleball and bath salts don't mix.

 

[Bar Band Bassman]

Full contact pickleball. I see a future in it.

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