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POLL: Most irritating TB classifieds thread replies

The worst?

  • Trades?

  • Would you take a kidney?

  • I wish my wife would let me but...

  • If I buy another thing my wife will divorce me!

  • I know you said no trades but do you want this (piece of crap 5-string *inserts photos*)?

  • Wish I had the funds, GLWTS!

  • Hate to be a downer but <Inserts some TB rule>

  • Weight? Nut width? (with zero intention of buying)

  • Other - see comment

  • ALL OF THE ABOVE

  • if it were a 5er I'd be all over it


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You do realise that posting any kind of ad puts you in a position as target for the nutters as well as genuine potential buyers? The assumption that seekers owe you something is irrational. It’s all your bag. Nobody owes you anything when you place an ad. That’s a risk you take. Of course courtesy is nice but expecting it is silly. The world owes you nothing. Your disappointment is in direct proportion to your expectation.
 
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You do realise that posting any kind of ad puts in a position as target for the nutters as well as genuine potential buyers? The assumption that seekers owe you something is irrational. It’s all your bag. Nobody owes you anything when you place an ad. That’s a risk you take. Of course courtesy is nice but expecting it is silly. The world owes you nothing. Your disappointment is in direct proportion to your expectation.

The world might owe us nothing, but we happen to be lucky enough to be afforded a platform to vent that disappointment, and I expect that platform to provide accordingly...at least in proportion to my supporting membership fees.
 
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The world might owe us nothing, but we happen to be lucky enough to be afforded a platform to vent that disappointment, and I expect that platform to provide accordingly...at least in proportion to my supporting membership fees.
Fair point considering you’re a supporter but I think the important word in your reply is “lucky”. Some of the complaints here seem to me to be downright petulant. I mean how hard is it to type “no” if someone says “will you take $$ for it?”
 
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I am with Oz in this (he and I have done biz before ;)) but really everyone should just chill on this - bass player family right? Sellers should throw in as much info as they can but buyers need to do due diligence too and maybe some research if they are serious. Be reasonable, this is not Sweetwater. Very few here are professional sales people so think of the classifieds as a high priced garage sale - ask questions but you may not get all of the answers. Ultimately you take a chance and get some great deals.

BTW - if you have zero feedback against my 400 positive, don’t get snotty. Lol ;)
 
Fair point considering you’re a supporter but I think the important word in your reply is “lucky”. Some of the complaints here seem to me to be downright petulant. I mean how hard is it to type “no” if someone says “will you take $$ for it?”

I actually find that to be the easiest of questions to answer because I know exactly how much I won’t be selling a bass for when I post it. There really aren’t any questions that are off limits to me. It would be nice if some of them weren’t asked under the pretense of actually being interested (weight), but it is what it is.
 
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I actually find that to be the easiest of questions to answer because I know exactly how much I won’t be selling a bass for when I post it. There really aren’t any questions that are off limits to me. It would be nice if some of them weren’t asked under the pretense of actually being interested (weight), but it is what it is.
Yes there are always loonies. It’s a mystery to me ‘cos if I’m not interested, I’m not interested and I don’t go any further. I never bothered with tyre kicking as a form of entertainment. Why bother with dumb questions when you don’t want to buy. There is no way to be sure though that a question is spurious just because they didn’t get back to you. The answer may have been the deal breaker. You can never be sure of their real intentions.
 
I'll take the opposite approach.

What annoys me is someone trying to sell a bass and has little or no information about it in the ad.... only to get annoyed when someone asks for specifics.

Yes, I want to know scale lengths, string spacing, weight, etc. before I buy.

And why should I HAVE TO GO DIGGING AROUND THE MANUFACTURER'S WEBSITE WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE TRYING TO SELL A BASS????

Wanna sell a bass? Put some stats in the ad.

Wanna complain about how bad August is for selling basses? Leave your ad short on facts and then complain when someone wants specifics. ;)
 
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I'll take the opposite approach.

What annoys me is someone trying to sell a bass and has little or no information about it in the ad.... only to get annoyed when someone asks for specifics.

Yes, I want ti onow scale length, string spacing, weight, etc. before I buy.

And why should I HAVE TO GO DIGGING AROUND THE MANUFACTURER'S WEBSITE WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE TRYING TO SELL A BASS????

Wanna sell a bass? Put some stats in the ad.

Wanna complain about how bad August is for selling basses? Leave your ad short on facts amd then complain when someone wants specifics. ;)

The only surprising thing about this is how long it took for it to show up here.
 
I'll take the opposite approach.

What annoys me is someone trying to sell a bass and has little or no information about it in the ad.... only to get annoyed when someone asks for specifics.

Yes, I want ti onow scale length, string spacing, weight, etc. before I buy.

And why should I HAVE TO GO DIGGING AROUND THE MANUFACTURER'S WEBSITE WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE TRYING TO SELL A BASS????

Wanna sell a bass? Put some stats in the ad.

Wanna complain about how bad August is for selling basses? Leave your ad short on facts amd then complain when someone wants specifics. ;)
yep - and sometimes when you do go through all the trouble as a seller, you still have knuckleheads asking questions that a serious buyer would have already done their homework on. Mileage varies but come on, I guess being spoon fed is the way of the world now a days.
 
yep - and sometimes when you do go through all the trouble as a seller, you still have knuckleheads asking questions that a serious buyer would have already done their homework on. Mileage varies but come on, I guess being spoon fed is the way of the world now a days.

No one can please all the opinionated blowhards out there. You're a damn good seller my friend!
 
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HA! Right? AKA "Hold this for me in good faith while I shop around for a better deal on the same thing."

I haven't seen that in a thread but I'm sure everyones gotten that in a PM.
only in private does one typically admit not having the funds until payday. besides being annoying in general, by stalling an item’s sale date, it gives the customer a cooling off period, and which after their significant-other unwinds the deal etc, I dont feel good about my item going to a home where it causes financial difficulties for its new owners. It doesn’t feel good to knowingly perpetuate poverty (been there), and grief into the new owner’s life and stuff...
 
Pretty much any post other than asking for more info or making an offer is pointless.

Wife won't let you, you don't have the cash, etc? Why are you telling me? I don't know you. I don't care about your finances.

Doesn't annoy me, but I just ignore it.
 
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Huh. I wasn’t aware people got upset over stuff like this, most of it just seems like folks being sociable. I guess I’ll keep it in mind.
when you are trying to sell something questions from people aren't really interested or comments about things that have nothing to do with what you are selling get old pretty quick.
I haven't personally sold anything on this website, but I have sold non-musical items on other sites and the "kicking of the tires" does get tedious after the 30th or 40th time a person asks a question, you answer it and then they are gone. Never to be heard from again.
 
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My real job is sales - sometimes potential customers ask questions just so they can “try on” the idea of transacting the deal or owning the item. Sometimes once they have the idea more clearly they bail, for their own reasons. Answering those questions and then having someone bail is annoying, but it’s also part of the cost of doing business, and showing irritation at questions (not saying anyone is doing that) is a good way to make sure they quickly “take off” the idea of transacting the deal. I’ve asked questions like some of these on TB, and not bought, and I’ve also spent lots of money buying stuff on TB.
 

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