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(Disinterested keyboard player): Hey, is that a 1951 Packard over there in the parking lot?
(Disinterested keyboard player): Hey, is that a 1951 Packard over there in the parking lot?
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Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 5!!!!!
- Thread starter pasta4lnch
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Hi,
Here's one from the archives.
Thank you for your indulgence,
BassCliff
"Don't break my heart...my achey breaky heart.......
Jimmy "the shrimp" (on left) was smiling but crying deep inside knowing, once again, he'd have to share the table scraps with the dog.
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Oh man! I have ALMOST as many strings on my bass as Phil has keyboards! Next gig, I'm bringing the sixer.
I'll play!
The 5 year old daughter of Heinrick the drummer was not happy her dad stole her favorite multi-colored plush pillows to stuff into the kick drum. For her, it was not a peace, love, and stuff experience.
Fat Steve
The poodle bites, the poodle chews it.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
Jake, you have to stand with your legs as far apart as possible. We don't want to look short next to you.I'll play!
Guitarist (call him kyle): wow! Are you the bassist from billy talent!
Bassist (call him brandon): ... ...
Kyle: man im serious like totally! Can i have an autograph?
Brandon: dude, im in your band...
Kyle: wow! Cool man! What's you're name?
And that was the last time kyle took acid *during* a gig.
(In the whiniest teenaged voice): "Mom! Dad took my marching uniform hat again! He thinks he's so cool, but he's such a dork. Why can't I have a NORMAL father?"
It's ironic, cos that's the guitarist and myself actually act around each other
The ironic aspect of this band "The Repodudes" is all their gear was actually acquired through repossession.
