Profit off Armageddon?

[Bloodhammer]

This thread sucks now.

 

[Unrepresented]

This thread sucks now.

It'll hopefully be better within a year. I suspect the endtime updates will make for zombie thread hilarity.

 

[nortonrider]

so.....
are you guys gonna send me a dollar before the imminent end of this thread or not????

 

[Bloodhammer]

It'll hopefully be better within a year. I suspect the endtime updates will make for zombie thread hilarity.

If it doesn't get closed due to people taking it seriously.

 

[Hobobob]

If it doesn't get closed due to people taking it seriously.

Howsabout.... Everyone who believes this thread will end long before the world does, send me three dollars!

 

[nortonrider]

Howsabout.... Everyone who believes this thread will end long before the world does, send me three dollars!

HEY! find another corner to work! This ones already taken!

 

[Hobobob]

HEY! find another corner to work! This ones already taken!

Chill man, you'll still get your money. I'll just get more!!!!

 

[nortonrider]

Chill man, you'll still get your money. I'll just get more!!!!

No can do!
This is a limited time gig, I gots to get mine now!

go pander in some other thread.

 

[Hobobob]

No can do!
This is a limited time gig, I gots to get mine now!

go pander in some other thread.

I see there is only one course of action to take: fisticuffs. Kwesi, as he has proven himself a master of Internet disputes and butthurts, shall referee.

 

[Kwesi]

I see there is only one course of action to take: fisticuffs. Kwesi, as he has proven himself a master of Internet disputes and butthurts, shall referee.

Ok, you two, I want a fair fight! Remove the earrings and high heels. No, you can't use your heels as weapons but low blows are allowed. Any money falls out of your pockets is fair game.

Ready? FIGHT!

 

[Hobobob]

Ok, you two, I want a fair fight! Remove the earrings and high heels. No, you can't use your heels as weapons but low blows are allowed. Any money falls out of your pockets is fair game.

Ready? FIGHT!

Well, since the folks in this thread have been rather stingy, there won't be much money falling out of my pockets...

 

[nortonrider]

There's no time to fight.
I only have 354 days to
reach my financial goals.

 

[Hobobob]

There's no time to fight.
I only have 354 days to
reach my financial goals.

True.... Then we shall simply attempt to get our hands on as much money as we possibly can before we die. That's what most people do, right?

Richest corpse wins!

 

[Munjibunga]

Profit off end times--ok
Profit off a bass sale--not ok

I think I remember the thread from whence this came.

 

[Gard]

 

[Johnny Fila]

well, this thread went to hell rather quick

 

[Bloodhammer]

Not as quick as me!

*puts on AC/DC*

 

[Johnny Fila]

Not as quick as me!

*puts on AC/DC*

I'm on a highway to hell!

 

[Chebass88]

I'm in. Let's fleece them for all they are worth!

 

[PSPookie]

OK, there has been occasional mention here of people offering to take care of pets left behind when the privileged are swept up by the imminent rapture. But hypothetically speaking, let's say someone actually came up with a scheme to generate huge amounts of revenue off the gullibilty of those inclined to believe we're in the last year of earth's existence.

Let's say you stand to net millions of dollars. Assume nothing illegal is involved. Would you participate in the venture if given the opportunity?

Millions you say ... a rock that keeps Armageddon away? Tell me more.

Ditto. Relieving suckers of their money? Sounds good to me. If I don't take it, someone else would so I might as well be the dirty soon-to-be-rich bastard.

"It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money" - Canada Bill Jones