You really floored me with that pun.
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Puns!
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slobake
resident ... something
I'll bet that rocked your world.
Yes indeed! I have a big celebration slate-d for later and you’re all invited!
slobake
resident ... something
Are you going to hire a rock band?
My girlfriend likes bank jokes...I'll have to teller that one!
Newspapers hire older women as proof readers because of their grandma-cattly correct skills.
Ae you talkin' 'bout a shaft?
Hey! That pun's mine!
Call up someone and teller about it.
I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work…
It’s shift work…
Well, that's platen-ly obvious!
What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little.
Be leaf it or not!
Very little.
Be leaf it or not!
I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.
There's lots of prose and cons.
There's lots of prose and cons.
This cartoonist goes wayyyy out there for his puns!
There is no real rhyme or reason to that decision.
I made some fish tacos today but they ignored them and swam away.
