What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Puns!
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It was pretty light on laughs, too.
What are the weight times to get a table? I'm guessing about one sixth of Earth's.
I think there's a table floating around somewhere.
My ex made my life like a fairy tale.
Grimm.
Grimm.
I like the way he couch-ed his responses into sectionals.
I was asked to test a new tea specifically formulated for small Australian Marsupials, and feedback on my thoughts.
It was Koala tea.
It was Koala tea.
But I bet at night she was a real Sleeping Beauty.
I heard she had bladder control issues. You could call it The Princess and the Pee...
I went to the boomerang shop downtown to look at their selection today.
Turns out they have a great return policy.
Turns out they have a great return policy.
I farted in my wallet.
Now I have gas money.
Now I have gas money.
counterfart money
With inflation being what it is, my cash just doesn’t go as fart as it used to.
I have been writing a book on penguins. It is going well but I think I will switch to paper.
Wow, you switched to, like, a polar opposite medium to write on!
