I named my Dobermans Rolex and Timex because they are watch dogs.
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I can pump a ton of iron.
It runs in my blood.
It runs in my blood.
I bought a second hand Time Machine next Tuesday...
They don't make them like they are going to anymore.
They don't make them like they are going to anymore.
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.
It was tense.
It was tense.
Why? They had all the time in the world.
Although it could have been perfect...
Had to read between the lines on that one.Spot on!
I saw his parking performance. I would have kicked him to the curb after that one.
He's part of the hivemind now...
Resistance is futile,
That's a honey of a deal.
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
He ain't gonna get much work done if he keeps droning on the phone.
I put my root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
Now I just have beer.
