Puns!

[shadowtippy]

I finally figured out what that constant ticking noise on my street is. It's the neighborhood watch.

 

[Richland123]

I finally figured out what that constant ticking noise on my street is. It's the neighborhood watch.

Now, we don't have time for this. I want a second opinion.

 

[The Sandman]

I finally figured out what that constant ticking noise on my street is. It's the neighborhood watch.

I’m surprised you didn’t clock it sooner.

 

[The Sandman]

Now, we don't have time for this. I want a second opinion.

Mine, or hours?

 

[vickerekes]

I finally figured out what that constant ticking noise on my street is. It's the neighborhood watch.

Is someone wound up about it?

 

[Leigh Semmens]

Time will tell!

 

[Richland123]

Time will tell!

Does the neighborhood watch clean somebody's clock if they catch them doing something bad?

 

[zontar]

The earliest humans to walk aimlessly were called Meanderthals.

 

[roccobass]

 

[dave64o]

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Ha! That's some pretty rye humor!

 

[roccobass]

Ha! That's some pretty rye humor!

There’s more than a grain of truth in your pun.

 

[roccobass]

The bass notes in classical music give me a headache.

My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.

 

[FilterFunk]

I finally figured out what that constant ticking noise on my street is. It's the neighborhood watch.

Digital us it's analog? I guess you could just ask for a show of hands.

 

[kobass]

Digital us it's analog? I guess you could just ask for a show of hands.

Talk about a sweeping statement!

 

[Leigh Semmens]

I'll second that motion.

 

[roccobass]

I finally figured out what that constant ticking noise on my street is. It's the neighborhood watch.

Sounds like it's bothering a lot of folks. That's a good way to get clocked by your neighbors.

 

[roccobass]

Digital us it's analog? I guess you could just ask for a show of hands.

Talk about a sweeping statement!

I'll second that motion.

Now now. There's no need for all of us to get all wound up about it.

 

[The Sandman]

This thread is ticking along nicely.

 

[roccobass]

This thread is ticking along nicely.

Agreed. Thank you too for the Sand-Sational pun to back it up. But then, you're the Man!

 

[Leigh Semmens]

If it keeps ticking, it might explode!