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Puns!
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Well now you've opened the door for a bunch of unhinged responses!
Well, he does have a screw loose.
Ha! Making a joke work on multiple levels is the key to effective door humor.
Instead of denturesI call them “substi-tooths”.
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
A brief Wellington.
A brief Wellington.
slobake
resident ... something
Looks like he was about to Caesar.
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic.
Sails should go through the roof.
Sails should go through the roof.
Wishing yawl every success!
You mast be some kind of business genius!
Some folks would keel over trying to keep up with me!
Only if you wash them in Tide.
What the hull are you thinking? I've heard this be-fore; aft-er you start a business like this, you'll regret it!
Buoy, that shore is a stern warning.
He'd better make sure he keeps his business in shipshape if he wants to succeed!
The upside is he's the owner, so no one can dock his pay!
